Archelogists near Mount Sinai
have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon-dated in Bonn.

If genuine, it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read 'To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblence to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.'
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:30, 14 replies)

clicked!
Red Dwarf FTW!
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:46, closed)

Nostalgia
Ah Red Dwarf, I havent watched that in years
(Banjax, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:46, closed)

www.listerscominghome.co.uk
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:02, closed)

interesting
having just gone through that site and watched the videos dare I say that it looks like it might be quite funny.
(Opanoid Look sweats dripping off them, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:49, closed)

A line from...
Red Dwarf?
(Sickpup, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:48, closed)

Yup
from memory. It always amazes me how I manage to remember vast tracts of script from an obscure cult TV comedy, but regularly forget my mother's birthday.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:05, closed)

Ditto
Vaguely related to topic: I find watching those old episodes, even though I know them pretty much by heart; to be a curiously comforting ritual. Kind of like mass is for the observant religious, but with more laughs.

edit: "An excellent plan with just two drawbacks" has me creased up every time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-JfFYZHZLQ You favourite bits?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:20, closed)

Too many to list
I don't know much after series six either - I kinda went off it after that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:41, closed)

How about this wonderful snippet of dialogue?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uv7fZrippo&feature=related
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:51, closed)

The Cat
"Hey! This has been a good day! I've eaten five times I've slept six times and I've made a lot of things mine! Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something!"

Later:

"S.E.X. I think I want it, yeah!"

*sees Lister unconscious*

"S.E.X. I think I found it... Oh. It's just monkey boy. Hey, he's sick. Sick, helpless and unconscious."

*To Lister*

"If I weren't your friend, I'd steal your shoes"




From memory too. Kill me now...
( MatJ LOOK, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:16, closed)

No, no , no...


Rimmer: "Step up to Red Alert".

Kryten: "Are you absolutely sure, sir? It does mean changing the bulb".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGHiPtY2yU8

Makes me roffle every time
(hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 16:58, closed)

Having had a chance to think about it...
Hook, line, sinker, rod and copy of Angling Times, sir.
I've always had a bit of a blind spot for sevens.
Form an orderly queue behind the gunsight.
Over the years, I've come to regard you as... people I... met.
Yes, but Rimmer Directive 472 states just as clearly, 'No chance, you metal bastard!'
That was an important speech sir, and it had to be made, but might I suggest that the rest of this discourse is conducted by those with brains larger than a grape?

...and many, many more.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 17:57, closed)

Oh yes.
Let's be honest - some episodes are wall-to-wall classic quotes. The "blue alert" gag is a running joke in our family.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 20:19, closed)

Nostalgia click!

( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:41, closed)