From my Dad
Treat a tart like a lady.
And a lady like a tart.

Works a treat. Seriously.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:50, 9 replies)

Or just ... y'know ...
Treat women with respect; be a gentleman.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:56, closed)

I can vouch for this
Being a gentleman does work. Besides which, I don't think I could ever bring myself to treat my lady like a tart!!!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:57, closed)

I for one, have never ever baked a lady in the oven and then filled her up with jam.
That's distinctly bad form.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:01, closed)

Then you've never lived.
Me and my sister got lost in the woods when we were younger and had to resort to cooking this old, lonely spinster as we were dying of starvation.

Bit of clotted cream, bit of strawberry jam, some pastry and she tasted lovely.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Thu 27 May 2010, 11:13, closed)

You ate your sister?
Are you from Norfolk?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:02, closed)

i actually took that as a pastry at first
took me a good minute or so to work it out. feck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:16, closed)

It works better your way.
At least in my world...
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:27, closed)

Are your mum and dad still together?

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 May 2010, 11:17, closed)

Arf!

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:06, closed)