Fiona
Never (twice in 12 years, so 0.000002) bowed her head.

Have to provide £xxx,xxx. By next week, or we are back in Court.

Ok, without last weeks QOTW, she can sleep deep and long. Too much, never paid a thing into the house, went back to work after both children, fucked my Inland Rev bill (child tax credits), paid thousands at the time and now she wants more. Yes its on the way you greedy cunt, even though I have the children more than you. They hate it but fucking CAFCASS made their (foreign) interpretation on the scenario.

I was quoted a price to have an accident years ago, should have taken the option.

Not funny, she is a greedy, self centered, bitch, who has no interest in her children apart from to get me out of the house.

Not happened, so carry on renting, and enjoy the children when they are with you. Oh, and stop changing the address at the hospital when our son breaks his arm. You twat, he was born there and you moved out this week.

/rant
/bitch
/see you next tuesday
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:13, 24 replies)

This probably doesn't need saying.
But you are definitely a prick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:23, closed)

yep i was to nice to say that to him can i click your answer
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:26, closed)

Thats a bad choice in women, take my word for it if she only has one leg dont trust her, PAUL (or is is it Sir Paul) if not calm down and make out your on raul moat
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:25, closed)

You're assuming he didn't bring it on himself.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:37, closed)

That's harsh.
He sounds like prime marriage material.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:48, closed)

On the other hand, a reliable source tells me he's got a wonky eye.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:55, closed)

lol

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:27, closed)

You complete and utter twat

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:26, closed)

Seriously, are you running these through google translate?
Or does it all genuinely make sense to *you*?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:35, closed)

It passes for English in Essex.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:42, closed)

You're typing words but they just... don't... make... SENSE!
(MunchMyBalloons, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:52, closed)

^ this
By the bucket-load... My brain hurts after reading that.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:21, closed)

Anybody know what that translates to in English?

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:48, closed)

I just translated it for you................
I am a whining cunt who has an equally whining cunt of an ex wife, the kids will probably be whining cunts too. Tax man, house, whine, cunt.

That's about the long and the short of it anyway!!
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 9:18, closed)

She went back to work?!
The cow. Stoning's too good for her.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:31, closed)

Women.
Of course if she hadn't gone back to work she'd be a lazy sponger, rather than a selfish lesbian.
(Shinigami, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:08, closed)

I
assume that English isn't your first language.
(dchurch bah, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 11:01, closed)

never post drunk
just that^^^
(welsh git finally has a friend called Dave..., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:30, closed)

Fuck off
just fuck off.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:00, closed)

Is this
a poem?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:24, closed)

Try reading it
In the voice of the singer from Dan Le Sac vs. scroobius pip. It doesn't make any more sense, but it does sound pretty cool.
( MatJ LOOK, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:56, closed)

Now, this story how did the identical
My life obtain the turn over, how earth-shaking
Moreover do I want to spend minute time only am sit in there
Me will tell you me to become so-called shell Shawan town Prince

Was born in the west Philadelphia grows up
Passes my majority of days in there me in the drill ground
To be cold, the hemp apricot, relaxed all cool
And all photography some school B- outside the ball
Works as couples the fellow, they did not have well
To start the start trouble, my neighbor
I obtained a small fight, my mother have a little been afraid
And said: “you to your aunt and Uncle Belair's move “

Myself blew have punished a rental car, when it approached
The car license saying:“fresh “, and in mirror dice,
If had any me to be possible saying that this was the rare cab,
But I did not think, considered as finished, yo homeland, shell Shawan!

I arrive at the vehicle a house about seven, eight,
But I shout cabby “, after your family's smell! “
In mine kingdom looks that I have finally
In mine throne for shell Shawan prince
( Zuowan, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 3:43, closed)

This
has a certain surreal majesty.
The imagery is fresh, the phraseology siumlaniously ringing and zephyrous.
In sum, a princely work.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:25, closed)

This
just made me office lol!
(Stiltzkin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:59, closed)