gyms
Do ashtanga yoga, the breathing and sychronized movement will tone your body more than going to a gym. If you are a fatty, then its your digestion thats fucked and all the treadmills in the world wont help the blubber. You need colonic irrigation, just google mucoid plaque to see whats clogging you up. You eat fruit and veggies for 4 days then its the broth of vegatables( not vegatable broth) just the piss water you get from boiling veggies..for another four days. All the while you shove the tiny hosepipe of an enema bag up you arse twice a day whilst drinking benonite clay and psylium husks, after 10 days you will look and feel ten years younger and shit about 20ft of hard rubber mucoid plaque out of your arse...sorry about the length
(amy crackpipe firing up Camden, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 4:43, 15 replies)

I Googled Mucoid Plaque
And the interweb said.... "Tis Bollocks"

Medical evaluation
Practicing physicians have dismissed the concept of mucoid plaque as a hoax and a "non-credible concept".[8] A pathologist at the University of Texas School of Medicine addressed Anderson's claims directly, saying that he has "seen several thousand intestinal biopsies and have never seen any 'mucoid plaque.' This is a complete fabrication with no anatomic basis."[1][9] Another pathologist, Edward Friedlander, has noted during his experience that he has never observed anything resembling a "toxic bowel settlement" and that some online photographs actually depict what he recognises as a blood clot.[10] Commenting on claims that waste material can adhere to the colon, Douglas Pleskow, a gastroenterologist at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center, stated "That is the urban legend. In reality, most people clear their GI tract within three days."[14]

In a review of websites promoting products that claim to remove 'mucoid rope' or plaque from consumers' intestines, Howard Hochster of New York University wrote that these websites are "abundant, quasi-scientific, and unfortunately convincing to a biologically uneducated public." He noted that although such sites are entertaining, they are disturbing in that they promote a belief that has no basis in physiology.[2] Hochster also noted that a preparation marketed to remove mucoid plaque contains laxatives and bulky fibrous ingredients. Thus, the ropy residue expelled from people who consume this product "certainly is a result of the figs and senna in this preparation," rather than any sort of pathologic 'plaque'.[2] Other 'colon cleanser' products contain bentonite clay that, when ingested, would also result in production of bulky stools.[3]
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:45, closed)

Bugger!
I was going to sign up for all of that.





Not
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:59, closed)

I think that this....
...is actually a suitable moment for the word "pwned!"
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:35, closed)

I was just about to quote this!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:10, closed)

"breathing and sychronized movement"
This phrase alone, was enough set off my bullshit alarm.
( BindiBaji, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:54, closed)

"If you are a fatty, then its your digestion thats fucked"

Fail, if you are a fatty then you likely consume more calories than you use. Simple as.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:24, closed)

This.
Simple rule to lose weight - Energy output must be greater than energy input. Impossible to gain weight if this rule is followed.
(Scritty Bakerman., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:46, closed)

What a big pile of pseudoscientific
codswollop.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:10, closed)

Hehe
Gillian McKeith is posting on B3ta...hurrah.
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:32, closed)

"If you are a fatty, then its your digestion thats fucked and all the treadmills in the world wont help the blubber"
What a load of shite! Going on treadmills does indeed help burn fat, and is a lot less uncomfortable than having a tube shoved up your arse and drinking dishwater.

I bet this person watches Gillian McKeith!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:35, closed)

This is nonsense

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:25, closed)

Get Off
My Interwebs.
(Boar is dreaming of get rich quick schemes..., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, closed)

Hey!
Don't knock a girl who's in touch with her anus.
(funkihamsta, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:41, closed)

I really hope this is satire...
With the poo fixation, I would hope so!
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:40, closed)

my favourite bit is..
"and shit about 20ft of hard rubber mucoid plaque out of your arse...sorry about the length"

: D
(SimianKid internet faffer, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:49, closed)