Stop making drinks wrong!!
Ice first, then water, then squash. Only acceptable in that order. If the squash goes in first it's just wrong. Also I like to suck the corners of my moustache and pull beard hairs out to show people how long they are.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:27, 16 replies)

Hmm
Squash first on the basis that it seems easier to measure this way rather than judging the rise in the water line caused by squash related displacement.

On this subject, remove the tea bag before adding milk!
( Cloudane, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:30, closed)

ice, squash then water

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:32, closed)

I like watching the squash do its osmosisy thing in the water between the ice! I never claimed to be rational.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:34, closed)

Nope. Dead wrong.
Wrong wrong. So wrong. Wrong, with a capital wrong.

If you do it your way, all the squash sinks to the bottom and you end up with 3/4 of a glass of weak lemon drink^* and 1/4 of a glass of syrupy goop.

Squash first, so you can measure it.
Ice next.
Finally water, so that it swirls the ice and squash around and mixes it evenly and helps to cool it down.

^{* Simon Quinlank lives.}
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:41, closed)

Abso-bloomin-lutely
Squash, ice, water. It's the only way.
(MrKipling43, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:44, closed)

Well obviously!
Only someone who regularly wears their underpants on their head would do it any other way.
(flimflam_machine, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:14, closed)

This is so wrong it's almost offensive!!!!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:20, closed)

Obviously correct.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:33, closed)

^^this
is correct
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:17, closed)

Wrong.
Squash, water (poured in hard to mix) and then, and only then, and then only slowly, ice, to be listened to as it cracks.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:57, closed)

You
are sooo right. Come on people, think before you drink.
( daikoku has been on a ragga tip since, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:37, closed)

You're so wrong

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:09, closed)

J-I-W that order.
it never even crossed my mind that it would be done another way.

For the tea. I swapped around my order to suit the person I lived with.
So I now put the bag, milk and then water.
I think about the 0.0001ml of milk I waste when I throw the bag out; but as I like to have cows killed so I can eat then I'm able to see it doesn't fucking matter.

The milk in first does take away the oily film on the tea(which bothered the house mate) - but I don't give a fuck either way.

glass, beer no ice, drink - re re re peat.
(waxdart hello., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:00, closed)

if you make the tea in the cup
bag only before the boiling water
if you add milk first it doesn't 'brew' properly
add sugar and milk after you've removed the bag
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:14, closed)

No.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:25, closed)

Mental
Squash, then water to mix followed by ice. I'd stoop to squash-ice-water but that would not mix as well. Anything else is madness.
(lardaholics anonymous, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 18:13, closed)