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Epic tales of the thumb, the open road and getting robbed by hairy-arsed truck drivers. Alternatively, travelling for free like a dreadful fare-jumping cheat. Confess.

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(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:34)
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Do people still hitch? I can't recall seeing a hitcher for years.

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 20:24, 38 replies)
Sadly, I don't think they do.
I got everywhere by hitching in my youth, but every time I've tried it since the turn of the millennium, it's taken ages to get a lift. It's a shame. I used to love it and have many stories to tell when I can be bothered.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 20:39, closed)
everyone's so scared of having rape allegations made against them

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 20:51, closed)
that's also why no-one goes into teaching any more

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:13, closed)
or wants to present music shows on the BBC

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:13, closed)
except nonces

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:33, closed)
except nonces

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:34, closed)
except nonces

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:34, closed)
Ruins what?

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 0:23, closed)
He seems pretty keen for us to accept nonces. I think he might be a nonce.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:41, closed)
except nonces

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:34, closed)
except nonces

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:34, closed)
yeah
Often see people trying to get lifts. J19 of the M6 and service stations are common places to spot them.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:37, closed)
except nonces

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:39, closed)
nice except nonces chevron

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:41, closed)
Apart from he spelled it wrong, it's accept nonces.

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:49, closed)
downtrodden members of society, it's about time we learned to appreciate their contribution to society and love them as our neighbour

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:53, closed)
It's basically
another form of racism.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 22:29, closed)
except nonces

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 22:40, closed)
Thanks

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:57, closed)
I hope nobody ruins it.

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:58, closed)
accept nonces

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:58, closed)
Expect nonces

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:59, closed)
excess nonces

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 22:00, closed)
express nonces

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 22:22, closed)
I got the hots for you

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 22:34, closed)
except nonces

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 22:46, closed)
except nonces

(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 22:46, closed)
Saw a couple on the way to Sonisphere this year.
Shuttle bus driver wouldn't stop for them though.

Saw and picked up 3 going to Bloodstock (This was in a taxi because there was no shuttle bus after the Friday)
3 obvious metalheads at the side of the road with bergens loaded with tents and booze and their thumbs out. Me in the back of a black cab.
Me: Oi, mate, pull over here and let these guys in please.
Taxi Driver: What? Why?
Me: 'Cos they're obviously going to the site, we're going there anyway, I've already travelled with you before, so you know you're getting a tip from me, and I'll make sure they chip in to tip you too.
Taxi Driver: I can't stop here. Look, there's a layby half a mile on, I'm happy to pull in there and wait a bit for them, but not too long.
So, as he gets to them he slows right down and yells "OI! YOU CUNTS! GET TO THE LAYBY DOWN THERE!" They just stand there looking stupefied.
Taxi Driver: "I CAN'T FUCKING STOP HERE! GET TO THE FRIGGING LAYBY! THIS FUCKER (points at me) WANTS ME TO PICK YOU UP! SO FUCKING MOVE YOUR ARSES!"
We get to the layby, wait, wait some more, and eventually they turn up and pile in, we continue on our merry way.
The taxi fare from my hotel to the site was £18.50. I gave £20 (the previous day I'd only gone from the hotel to the train station and given him £10 for a £6 journey)and the three mousketeers gave a fiver each.
The next morning when I rang the driver to take me in to the site he said "Boss, I can pick up as many hitchers as you want. Want me to bring a minibus for you?"
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 0:58, closed)
I read all the way to the end of that waiting for the heavy metal orgy.
:(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 7:57, closed)
LOL - we all know that Heavy Metal followers don't have sex. Good one.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:59, closed)
"The gift of death metal does not smile on the good looking".

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:36, closed)
I'm saving that as next week's story.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:32, closed)
To be fair to the shuttle bus driver, I wouldn't stop for anyone in Stevenage either.
And I fucking work there.

I got a taxi to Sonisphere like a sensible person.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:03, closed)
England is hard pace to get rides, especially out of the big cities
It's because the country is full of selfish cunts in their Astras
(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 2:19, closed)
except nonces

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:09, closed)
exit nonces

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:44, closed)
excite nonces

(, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:50, closed)
A handbag?!!?

(, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 8:48, closed)

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