Horrible thing?
I turned out to be a raging homo, men men men.

Poor dad... He so wanted someone to watch football with...
(Helo, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:02, 12 replies)

Does being a lover of teh cock mean you can't be a lover of football then?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:15, closed)

being straight is no guarantee that you'll like it either.
because football is shit and boring.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:21, closed)

GAY

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:21, closed)

Don't be gross.
Why would a homosexual man want to watch twenty two fit young men running around in tight shorts? In the rain. All vigorous and sweaty. Hugging one another and flashing their well-toned chests.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:21, closed)

^He's
got a point...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:28, closed)

Because they all look like fucking potatoes!

( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:02, closed)

If he's Irish, you've got his perfect man there!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:09, closed)

And you wore the wrong trousers to a Christening.
Simply awful.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:27, closed)

Don't you even watch
For when they change shirts?

They don't do it in women's football, which I find awfully sexist. If they want equality, they ought to do as the men do. If they want to try and out-do their male counter-parts, some lezzing-off wouldn't go amiss. If anything it'd help soothe the boredom from the standard of football being played.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:28, closed)

I thought shirt-removal was banned?
Since it upsets the sponsors and, let's face it, only the sponsors matter in the world of corporate supporting.
If you pay to watch a major-league club you're a happy customer of a useless cartel.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:57, closed)

Ah - the visionary that is Sepp Blatter.
Tighter shorts indeed.
(speedevil, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:09, closed)

No shorts is the future of womens football.

Ugly ones can play in a burka.
(Booked_moss, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:20, closed)