missed the pill and got pregnant
so my fella would have to stay with me.


problem ?
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:08, 55 replies)

Only for eugenicists.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:16, closed)

Don't threat Mr griffin.
He is racially hygienic.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:21, closed)

I was more thinking of the obvious congenital issues on your (unusually narrow) side of the family tree.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:01, closed)

Are you suggesting my family are inbred?
My father/uncle will have something to say about that. He has a speech impediment which entails his lop side jaw, so his over sized knuckles will do most the commuting.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:28, closed)

I call him Funcle Terry
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:29, closed)

Learn English, you fuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:48, closed)

for you.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:51, closed)

Don't worry
He'll probably end up walking out, leaving you to raise the child alone.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:22, closed)

This ^

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:23, closed)

It's probably not even his anyway.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:00, closed)

It would have been easier to lose some weight and let him fuck you in the arse

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:31, closed)

very good sir

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:29, closed)

what kind of man would stay with someone so stupid that they can't even work out how to take an oral contraceptive?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:33, closed)

Your dad.

(Bushcricket, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:35, closed)

Your fucking mum more like

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:39, closed)

Actually Rory
Unlike you, my mother is not a man. Better luck next time.
(Bushcricket, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:46, closed)

Shit dawg, things just got serious, you've broken out THE ACTUALLY ALARM
toot toot YOUR MUM STILL LOOKS LIKE A MAN, RIGHT DOWN TO HER OVERLY HAIRY CRACK toot toot
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:50, closed)

OOOOOOkay then...

(Bushcricket, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:51, closed)

So now you'll never know if he actually loves you or is instead sticking by you out of some misguided sense of duty. Jolly well done.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:38, closed)

and...
I also shagged his dad so he would pay for the wedding.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:39, closed)

Whilst carrying his son's child or did you wait until you had the stitches out?
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:41, closed)

it was up the arse
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:42, closed)

His or yours?
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:52, closed)

my arse...I'm not ashamed of any of my actions...bit sore mind.

So this is what B3TA has come down too...a load of people giving me the moral hi ground shit because all i did was get pregnant to keep my partner then it his father shag me in the arse to pay for all the wedding.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:00, closed)

Actually, nobody's strictly done that yet.
So let me start: you are a disgrace and a bad person because of these actions. Shame. Shaaaaaame.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:02, closed)

Wasn't the troll question a couple of weeks ago?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:08, closed)

Look Qotw is simple to use.
The more you get wound up by Trolls(or talk as they are known) the more they will do it.*

*Except for Rory Lyon who seems to wind himself up.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:14, closed)

To be honest your of the tangent now, Im a n00b so unaware of the meaning of troll and talkers and /talk and a few more.
Apparently I therefore fail ?
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:20, closed)

I hope you're a troll.
That or your life ends shortly before your other half turns the gun on himself.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:32, closed)

Very un noobie way to put it.
Also you written English is worst than baldmonkeys.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:41, closed)

My grammar and spelling is well poor, its been pointed out innumerable times.

And by the way what difference does being bald make to a monkeys intelligence ?
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:53, closed)

^^ Hhahahahha look wot this wankers writ

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:40, closed)

^^^^
Haha ditto for this nob cheese.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:32, closed)

Who is pulling the strings of the sock puppet?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:42, closed)

Don't worry love, if you get his legs broken or run crying to the police and falsely accuse him of rape when he finds out about your numerous affairs, I'm sure they'll be leaping to your defence in no time.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:26, closed)

Was this while you worked on the toll booth?
I seem to recall some billy-goats tried to go over the bridge.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:54, closed)

You are my wife
And since I make the money, you'll have to work for those 5 pounds please.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:18, closed)

I think I know you

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:55, closed)

I seriously hope you're a troll....
....Because if you aren't, you give women everywhere a bad name.
(Audienda, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:06, closed)

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:46, closed)

no troll..
We've been together 4 years since the 'slip up' Im not sure the sprogs his but im 80% sure and they do look similar.

I just love him that much :)
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:16, closed)

you love him so much that...
you deliberately set about trapping him with you, using a child who may well not be his.
and you fucked his father to pay for it.

i may well be a certified mental but THAT is not love.
it really isn't.

edit: and it wasn't a "slip up", it was deception.
many mentalist relationships pass the 4 year mark, doesn't prove anything. fucking hell, my first marriage lasted longer than that and neither of us did anything as twisted as that.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:23, closed)

The way I see it ignorance is bliss, and I give him a heavy dose of Prozac in his cereal every morning. Hes happy...Im happy and the wee sprog is happy (after he gets out of hospital that is he accidentally gobbled up all of mummies magic brownies....greedy sod !)

No problems here I can tell you.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:45, closed)

don't mind blaireu. he's easliy fooled.
I heard he once thought that rory lyon was remotely interested in his blustering nuggets of fuckwittery.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:56, closed)

'blustering nuggets of fuckwittery'....such beautiful language !
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:23, closed)

Yeah, but he totally got some bird off here to pay his mortgage for him, just by white-knighting her.
Who's stupid now eh? EH?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:59, closed)

Troll.
Or so insane that she might as well be.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:16, closed)

how dare you !
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:33, closed)

With MIND BULLETS.
Also by reading your posts.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:51, closed)

Says the woman who posted a 'look at me boys I like sex' tale...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:40, closed)

lol

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:58, closed)

Trolling masterclass, well played.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:01, closed)

I almost want to know who it really is.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:11, closed)

Personally I can't make myself care that much

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:33, closed)

Nicely Trolled

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:25, closed)