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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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missed the pill and got pregnant
so my fella would have to stay with me.

problem ?
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:08, 55 replies)
Only for eugenicists.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:16, closed)
Don't threat Mr griffin.
He is racially hygienic.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:21, closed)
I was more thinking of the obvious congenital issues on your (unusually narrow) side of the family tree.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:01, closed)
Are you suggesting my family are inbred?
My father/uncle will have something to say about that. He has a speech impediment which entails his lop side jaw, so his over sized knuckles will do most the commuting.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:28, closed)

I call him Funcle Terry
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:29, closed)
Learn English, you fuck.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:48, closed)

for you.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:51, closed)
Don't worry
He'll probably end up walking out, leaving you to raise the child alone.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:22, closed)
This ^

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:23, closed)
It's probably not even his anyway.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:00, closed)
It would have been easier to lose some weight and let him fuck you in the arse

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:31, closed)
very good sir

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:29, closed)
what kind of man would stay with someone so stupid that they can't even work out how to take an oral contraceptive?

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:33, closed)
Your dad.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:35, closed)
Your fucking mum more like

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:39, closed)
Actually Rory
Unlike you, my mother is not a man. Better luck next time.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:46, closed)
Shit dawg, things just got serious, you've broken out THE ACTUALLY ALARM
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:50, closed)
OOOOOOkay then...

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:51, closed)

So now you'll never know if he actually loves you or is instead sticking by you out of some misguided sense of duty. Jolly well done.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:38, closed)
I also shagged his dad so he would pay for the wedding.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:39, closed)

Whilst carrying his son's child or did you wait until you had the stitches out?
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:41, closed)

it was up the arse
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:42, closed)

His or yours?
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:52, closed)

my arse...I'm not ashamed of any of my actions...bit sore mind.

So this is what B3TA has come down too...a load of people giving me the moral hi ground shit because all i did was get pregnant to keep my partner then it his father shag me in the arse to pay for all the wedding.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:00, closed)
Actually, nobody's strictly done that yet.
So let me start: you are a disgrace and a bad person because of these actions. Shame. Shaaaaaame.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:02, closed)
Wasn't the troll question a couple of weeks ago?

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:08, closed)
Look Qotw is simple to use.
The more you get wound up by Trolls(or talk as they are known) the more they will do it.*

*Except for Rory Lyon who seems to wind himself up.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:14, closed)

To be honest your of the tangent now, Im a n00b so unaware of the meaning of troll and talkers and /talk and a few more.
Apparently I therefore fail ?
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:20, closed)
I hope you're a troll.
That or your life ends shortly before your other half turns the gun on himself.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:32, closed)
Very un noobie way to put it.
Also you written English is worst than baldmonkeys.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:41, closed)
My grammar and spelling is well poor, its been pointed out innumerable times.

And by the way what difference does being bald make to a monkeys intelligence ?
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:53, closed)
^^ Hhahahahha look wot this wankers writ

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:40, closed)
Haha ditto for this nob cheese.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:32, closed)
Who is pulling the strings of the sock puppet?

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:42, closed)
Don't worry love, if you get his legs broken or run crying to the police and falsely accuse him of rape when he finds out about your numerous affairs, I'm sure they'll be leaping to your defence in no time.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:26, closed)
Was this while you worked on the toll booth?
I seem to recall some billy-goats tried to go over the bridge.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:54, closed)
You are my wife
And since I make the money, you'll have to work for those 5 pounds please.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:18, closed)
I think I know you

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:55, closed)
I seriously hope you're a troll....
....Because if you aren't, you give women everywhere a bad name.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:06, closed)
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:46, closed)
no troll..
We've been together 4 years since the 'slip up' Im not sure the sprogs his but im 80% sure and they do look similar.

I just love him that much :)
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:16, closed)
you love him so much that...
you deliberately set about trapping him with you, using a child who may well not be his.
and you fucked his father to pay for it.

i may well be a certified mental but THAT is not love.
it really isn't.

edit: and it wasn't a "slip up", it was deception.
many mentalist relationships pass the 4 year mark, doesn't prove anything. fucking hell, my first marriage lasted longer than that and neither of us did anything as twisted as that.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:23, closed)

The way I see it ignorance is bliss, and I give him a heavy dose of Prozac in his cereal every morning. Hes happy...Im happy and the wee sprog is happy (after he gets out of hospital that is he accidentally gobbled up all of mummies magic brownies....greedy sod !)

No problems here I can tell you.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:45, closed)
don't mind blaireu. he's easliy fooled.
I heard he once thought that rory lyon was remotely interested in his blustering nuggets of fuckwittery.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:56, closed)

'blustering nuggets of fuckwittery'....such beautiful language !
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:23, closed)
Yeah, but he totally got some bird off here to pay his mortgage for him, just by white-knighting her.
Who's stupid now eh? EH?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:59, closed)
Or so insane that she might as well be.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:16, closed)

how dare you !
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:33, closed)
Also by reading your posts.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:51, closed)
Says the woman who posted a 'look at me boys I like sex' tale...

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:40, closed)

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:58, closed)
Trolling masterclass, well played.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:01, closed)
I almost want to know who it really is.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:11, closed)
Personally I can't make myself care that much

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:33, closed)
Nicely Trolled

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:25, closed)

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