Jade "Haters"
Oh, i've seen a lot of this lately and it's driving me more than a little crazy.

I understand that there are two factions in the Jadecancer camp. One that thinks she's still the same old pig just bald now, and one that thinks the cancer gives her dignity and she should be respected.

This rant is to the former, not the latter. Those who still claim that she is no better than she was on whatever Big Brother she spawned from.

Yes, to those people who say "Oh, I hate her she's not done anything and the cancer doesn't change anything", to those who say "My mum/dad/brother/sister/left leg/alien friend Alf had cancer and that doesn't make THEM a sain does it" I just want to say can be please stop being so fucking hypocritical in your views.

If you stay that you have no interest in this story, if you say that it is not worth watching this poor women die (I don't like her but feel empathy for anyone dying of a horrible/uncurable disease) a slow and lingering death, then

WHY DO YOU INSIST ON READING EVERYTHING ABOUT THE DAMN WOMEN TO THE EXTENT THAT YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT HER PERSONAL LIFE THAN SOME PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO THINK SHE'S THE NEW SECOND COMING.

Seriously, stop being so damn hypocritical and stick your nose out of her business. If you don't approve, FINE, then stop butting your nose in those who do give a damn.

Put up or shut up sweety darling, just stop playing a double standard.
(Helo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:36, 14 replies)

tis good to get these things off your chest

(The Cats Twat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:47, closed)

Especially bras.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:03, closed)

Erm
Who are you talking about and who are you talking to?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:52, closed)

fuck me

there's an echo in here . . .

in here etc . . .

.
(The Cats Twat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:13, closed)

And what about
the never ending media coverage that forces such untalented bilge down our throats.

Unless you live in a cave or under a rock away from all media outlets, you're forced to hear the hypocritcal 'news'papers who have suddenly changed their views of the once racist pig, in order to shift a few new copies.

It's a shame someone has to die, but thats life, and it's one less talentless minor celebrity contributing to the global carbon footprint.
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:16, closed)

had a similar thought myself today
that news these days is all about the $$$/£££. We're being manipulated by hypocrits...
(spiggytopes, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:35, closed)

^this
I live in Melbourne now and someone I work with mentioned her to me. Jeezy chreezy I couldnae believe it. There's obviously not enough rich idiots in their own country so they've started watching ours.
(Zutroy started without you, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 3:05, closed)

indeed
I live in Spain, and her wedding was all over ALL the main news programmes last weekend. Fucking cunt. Go off, die quietly, and don't leave a mess.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:48, closed)

Well, it's difficult to ignore entirely...
...when it makes front page news on the bbc news website.
Everyone deals with cancer in their own way, including "celebrities", whether they be people who warrant the title of "celebrity" (someone like Kylie Minogue, who seemed to have just got on with it) or not (ms Goody/Tweed). But personally, I feel that if I were in her situation, I'd rather not make sure that a blow by blow account of my suffering goes public, but maybe that's just me.
( Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:55, closed)

Erm...
I wish she'd fuck off and die quietly somewhere. I know nothing at all about her other than her name.

I would say your rant is directed to perhaps two people in the country.
( MatJ LOOK, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:05, closed)

The
first I knew of it was when I was in Tesco the other week and I said "Euuurrrggghh, who the fuck is that" when I saw some fat, bald and quite possibly the ugliest girl(?) I had ever seen on the front page of ALL the fucking newspapers.

I was told it was "Jade Goody" - I asked what it was she does, and couldn't actually get an answer from anyone.
(dchurch bah, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:10, closed)

Are you Chris Crocker?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:50, closed)

Boo Hoo
I couldn't give a flying fuck if she spends her last hours writhing in agony. She's a waste of oxygen and peoples obsession with her is truly pathetic - either vilifying her as some kind of Saint or berating as the epitome of all that's wrong in our blessed Isle are both as pointless as each other.

I know nothing about her other than she was on Big Brother a while ago (which incidentally I don't watch as it's TV starring cunts, made by cunts and watched by cunts), is a bit slow, is a bit racist and shares a barber with Duncan Goodhew.

I do however have a tenner on her dying next month with a colleague in the office so I do have half an eye out for the latest developments.
(Uncle Jumbo will strip for pocket change (and/or Gin), Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:35, closed)

She
has no relevance to anybody on here (most likely) - move on.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:18, closed)