Posh ladies swearing
I can't be arsed to list any but basically any really posh sounding woman who's even vaguely feminine does it for me. Looks and age are pretty irrelevant (that's sometimes where the iffy comes into it) and if they swear i'm reduced to a gibbering wreck.

I fear if I ever met Rachel Swipe I may do a sex wee in my pants.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:24, 25 replies)

I'll save Janet the effort.
Oh for fucks sake.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:24, closed)

I'll save AB the effort too

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:35, closed)

was that meant to be "fack's sake"?
*gibber*
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:37, closed)

Yes, in my male essex accent you creepy, creepy man.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:39, closed)

I'm sure any meeting would go well.
"Hi, Swipe! You don't know me but I've masturbated over your profile pics! In fact, here's the hand I did it with!"
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:02, closed)

i've had worse :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:11, closed)

That really did make me :(

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:17, closed)

I've met her.
She sounds like a trucker from Birmingham in person.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:35, closed)

More Black Country I thought

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:47, closed)

Good point
I'm shit at accents.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:48, closed)

I am told that she gets out of the bath when she needs the loo though
Which is quite posh I suppose.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:51, closed)

I heard she only does that when she's got company.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:56, closed)

Or needs a shit?

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:33, closed)

shit the bed
I've heard it drives her wild
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:41, closed)

that's why it'll remain unrequited
I'm not rich or a bastard and I haven't shit the bed for at least 20 years.

That and remaining faithful to Mrs Greencloud
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:46, closed)

Hmm, haven't done this in a while

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:50, closed)

this kind of post always confuses me. let me see if i can summarise my understanding
so... you ("you" being more general than just this OP) are winding up the trolls. who come along to troll. then you tell the trolls that you were doing it to get a rise out of them. and they say that they weren't rising but were just laughing at you pretending you were rising when really you were actually rising to get a rise out of them for getting a rise out of you but really they weren't rising to it.

did i do that correctly?

but the birmingham trucker thing is utter bullshit. i don't mind trucker, but BIRMINGHAM? fuck off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:54, closed)

I'm reading that thread in my head in a Black Country accent
It comes out with a hint of Beryl Reid.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:57, closed)

You are brummy as the day is long, don't try to deny it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:58, closed)

you two can both fuck right off
buckinghamshire with an endearing hint of cheshire sounds nothing like brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrMINGham...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:01, closed)

nothing like brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrMINGham... retarded
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:04, closed)

Told you, we're both rubbish at accents
Anyway, I thought you originally hailed from the Lancashire / Yorkshire border?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:05, closed)

She's from The Tod, innit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:07, closed)

i was born in halifax
but i only lived there for 1 week, even i wasn't talking too much at that age!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:12, closed)

Hold up.
so... you ("you" being more general than just this OP) are winding up the trolls. who come along to troll. then you tell the trolls that you were doing it to get a rise out of them. and they say that they weren't rising but were just laughing at you pretending you were rising when really you were actually rising to get a rise out of them for getting a rise out of you but really they weren't rising to it.
People are posting light-hearted banter, to while away a Friday afternoon.

Much better, I think.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:39, closed)