omg its reeeeeeeeally embarassing, but i fancy
Winona Ryder
Bridget Fonda
Holly Walsh
Jennifer Lopez
Lucy Liu
Joan Fontaine
Kelis
Marylin Monroe
Emma Watson
Riannah
Raquel Welsh
Nigella Lawson
The Cadbury's Caramel Bunny
Jessica Rabbit
Jennifer Saunders
Fiona Bruce
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:16, 39 replies)

Holly Walsh?
This is the first and only time I'm going to say this, bullying is allowed in this thread.

LOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:23, closed)

She's lovely:

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:34, closed)

she looks like a bewildered guppy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:35, closed)

So do you, sweet tits.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:40, closed)

yogarosie.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/wide-mouth-guppy.jpg?w=464&h=500
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:45, closed)

She's certainly
iffy.

Ugly looking thing she is. Nerds seem to like her though.
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:41, closed)

You've never had the opportunity to kick someone out of bed, have you?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:48, closed)

My daughter often sneaks
in during the night, I don't actually kick her out, but I'll carry her back to her own room if she wakes us up.
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:05, closed)

You fucking monster.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:07, closed)

Would you like me
to help you with that hook?
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:09, closed)

Yes, she's utterly hideous and shouldn't be allowed out without a burkha,
FFS.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:12, closed)

She's just
average, bordering on gawky.

Having said that, it means she is actually one of the few women who are appropriate answers to the question.
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:17, closed)

So not an 'ugly looking thing' at all then?
You should read this: www.b3ta.com/questions/iffycrushes/post1388236
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:18, closed)

Going back to where we started
before you began this spiritied defence of her,

She's iffy. Ugly.

Are you by any chance a bit short? You sound like you're about 5' 3".
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:24, closed)

Well you sound like a misogynist cunt
but I wasn't going to mention it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:30, closed)

What, because I don't fancy Holly Walsh?
Gotta tell you, this knight in shining armour thing never works.

Hey Holly Walsh. When you're googling yourself, here are a couple of things you need to know:

1. You're ugly.

2. Next time you're invited onto Buzzcocks, try actually saying something, that's what they're paying you to do.

3. Scarpe wants to fuck you. You can gaz him for the arrangements. He's a bit short, if that puts you off he'll settle for a pair of your dirty knickers instead.
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:38, closed)

Are you upset, laddie?
You should go and have a nice sit down and a cup of tea.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:40, closed)

No, I'm not upset.
Shall I get you a cuppa while I'm there? fancy a slice of toast? Pair of built up shoes?
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:42, closed)

Sorry
It's just that you seemd to be taking the internetting lark a bit seriouly there, so I assumed you were all worked up.

Do let me know where you got this fancy computer that tells you how tall someone is by their typing though, because all mine does is tell me when someone can't string an argument together and gets reduced to slinging shit in the dark instead.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:46, closed)

PC world

(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:47, closed)

Cunt off fucko
Leave scarpe alone, he's nearly two years sober and you're trying to drive him to drink
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:00, closed)

It's OK Rory
It's only you I let really affect me. Why must you hurt me so?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:04, closed)

It's alright scarpe, you might be short, and bald, and a bit yellow, and collect spiderman comics, and weirdly rate 'Daredevil' as somehow watchable, but you're all man and that's what counts out here in qotw

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:13, closed)

Look, to be honest
after a few beers, I probably would shag Holly Walsh, but she's still no fucking oil painting, is she?
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:25, closed)

I think she's cute in that pixie-like way:

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:36, closed)

More of a
'horse-like way'.

That pic is not typical of her, most of the time she looks fucking miserble.
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:39, closed)

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:43, closed)

I already said, I'd give her one,
but only if Sarah Millican wasn't available.
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:46, closed)

Save it for the judge, Mr Walsh.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:50, closed)

I would rohypnol the shit out of her

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:26, closed)

You stupid cunt, it's a sedative, not a laxative.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:51, closed)

I'd totally do her
as long as she shut the fuck up and stopped trying to be funny
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:07, closed)

I saw her on the train the other day
The End
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:36, closed)

What about
Keira Knightley
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:16, closed)

that is a true iffy crush
stick thin, no tits, very odd jaw

I wouldn't with yours ;)


I like my women, women shaped
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:31, closed)

Good call
She's just not *quite* right, is she?
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:43, closed)

Isn't any woman woman-shaped by definition?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:06, closed)

Handsome, rather than pretty,
and with the body of a young boy. Definately iffy, but probably tops a lot of people's lists.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:40, closed)

You forgot Annie
From Thomas the Tank Engine
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:56, closed)