Margaret Thatcher.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Hollywood train wreck remake
Heinous miscast/ ballsup of beloved classic...
( Sprayah Hell is other people’s ringtones..., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)

penguins in space
... what could be more natural?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Revenge of the Office Stationery

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Peter and Jane
Does anyone remember the Peter and Jane books from the 1970's? As children, My friend and I would spend many hours altering the images in these books, in ways that could only be described as "disturbing". An idea for an image challenge perhaps.
(Blueknight, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Create a kids toy
It's getting close to christmas, so open up photoshop and get building them kids toys, it could be anything from a pair of concrete boxing gloves to a BENNETT figure www.b3ta.com/board/10240186
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:56, Reply)

Animating Art
What happened in the moments leading up to or following the famous moments in art history?
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Computer peripherals of the future.
It's usb this, usb that these days. Join the relentless march of progress and design some new computer peripherals to ease the drudgery of modern life.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Image challenge, Daily Mail apps
The daily mail now comes as an app for the iphone, what other apps would the mail like you to download to your phone?
(magmabrain, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Design a logo for Queenies diamond jubilee?
Ok, so it looks like Blue Peter are trying to do something nice to help Ma'am celebrate her 60 years on the throne. And given what the professionals came up with for the Olympics... What would you like to see to wave to celebrate 60 years of the Queen's reign?
(libraryboy Cheer up, you could be french!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Kneejerk airport security measures.
Another bombscare, another ridiculous security routine we all have to endure at airports. Fire up photoshop and show us what the airports of the future will look like.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)

B3ta merchandise
What can we sell on the site to keep the b3ta internet in tubes?

It worked with the sick jokes book
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Please ignore if it's been done!

Ever seen the film Ed TV? Basically, a guy agrees to have his entire life filmed 24 hours a day for reality tv.

So my image challenge comes from that....If you were made the star of an 'Ed Tv' style program, what would the adverts/posters for it look like?
(Padsy, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If child geniuses were more common
what products would marketers try to sell to them, and how bad would the advertising be? Create a magazine ad, tv ad, billboard poster, banner ad or whatever takes your adult-genius fancy.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 2:52, Reply)

Tabloid Problem Page Photostory
Why don't they include them in The Times - everyone loves them! Whether you're left biting your nails for the next installment in tomorrow's daily "news"paper, or you love the one in the Sunday screwspaper that whisks through the whole raunchy affair in one go, why not show everyone on b3ta your sexy problem in 4 frames or less and we'll see if we can help out...or nip to the toilet for five minutes with a copy.

Or even show us what the problem page photostories would like if the broadsheets included them on their letters page
(placenta pug life, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:34, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Modern Society in older movies and culture
A Belfast nutcase reckons he has seen a woman talking on a supposed 'mobile phone' in a 1928 Charlie Chaplin movie, citing 'time travel' as a possible, and logical, explanation... All to drum up a bit of publicity probably;
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11646933
With this in mind, what other elements of modern society have popped up in old movies and older cultural items? Open up photoshop and show us...
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

next image challenge should be
If real life suddenly turned into a game


(Spakmitten, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 6:08, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Grim fairytale
we tell our children fairytales to help them sleep at night and not fear the monster under the bed, sadly it's not the monster under the bed you need to worry about but the crazy guy up the road that shags his sister and masturbates to the saw films.

Make fairy tales and nursery rhymes darker and add a bit of gothic horror for Halloween
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Dead Celebs = £Ka-Ching! - $Celeadrities? £Deabrities? $Delebs£?
Michael Jackson has earned $275m since dying, proving being dead is a great way to get rich for a celeb. Seeing as it's also Halloween, why not spend a week deading up all your favourite celebs (or reanimating existing corpses) and putting them in get rich quick situations.

Freddie Mercury at Alive Aid, Simon Cowell on Ex Factor, Richard Branson selling space tours to the deceased, etc etc
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 7:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Low Budget Movie Challenge.
Recreate famous film scenes using only objects you have in your own home.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 1:38, Reply)

Pumpkins
Carve up a gourd for B3ta - from artful pumpkins, explicit squashes to a CDC hacked into a butternut squash, grab a knife and decorate a pumpkin for us all to see.

points awarded for skills, bravado and effort. extra kudos awarded to those who have the gumption to actually carve one, and not just shop one.
( moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Zombies!
I can't get enough of them at the moment. Maybe a challenge will get it all out of my system.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

One word challenge
Clowns
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Source challenge
Provide us mere mortals with at least 3-4 source images to use any way we wish in creating images/animations etc.

It would not only cut down on the reposts every time a 'challenge' is announced, but it could be a regular 'once in a while' challenge using various source images or themes.

Maybe invite images for consideration which are taken by b3tans (perhaps put in a dedicated flickr group)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

New images
Let's have a week where you can post whatever you like as long as it's a new* image. (*as in 'new', and not an 'improved' older image in an attempt to shoehorn in any old pic for the sake of it)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Shop Sean Connery
www.b3ta.com/board/10225528
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 5:36, Reply)

MOD on a budget
The coalition is hell bent on cutting public spending. Show us what the armed forces will be like on a budget.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Independant Scotland
If the SNP get their way, Scotland may soon be an independant country. Show us what the UK will be like without the Scots and what Scotland will be like without the rest of us.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Paparazzi
Prince Harry falling out of an STD clinic, Bjork punching a member of The Saturdays in the face, upskirt shots of Sean Connery's genitalia, Peter Andre smoking crack. We're all familiar with the photographs taken by the human vermin that are the paparazzi.

Crank up photoshop and make up your own.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)