Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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chthonic, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
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what if the Hedgehog from Hell had been in Star Wars?photoshop 'popular' /board member tHfH into stills from Star Wars for hilarious results
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:21,
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sea lifeScientists have discovered life 11km under the sea - show us this new underwater world and other fishy pics.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:26,
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Literal LyricsShow us what happens when song lyrics are taken literally. Will Rick Astley seriously never desert you? I haven't really thought this through with real lyrics to be honest.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 17 Mar 2013, 5:01,
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A world without pornThe EU is debating banning all porn across the whole of Europe. Imagine life without porn - what would the internet shut-ins do? What would the high-number cable channels show? How would perverts get their kicks if Furry Dwarf Bukkake Nuns was no-longer available on the top shelf?
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Stoned FoxThis good, stout and very dead BRITISH fox is an internet star in Russia.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2291620/Meet-Stoned-Fox-The-badly-stuffed-creature-reborn-Russian-internet-celebrity.html
knowyourmeme.com/memes/stoned-fox-%D1%83%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8F-%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%B0
Come on B3ta, let's show those Russkis how it's done.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:46,
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We appear to have too many Deer!www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21688447
Aside from Bambi burgers what can we do to use up this surplus?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:12,
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Nicolas CageJust Nicolas Cage
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:29,
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Ben Fogle on acid.RIS: www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/21519129
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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DreamsDepict the dream you had last night (or the most recent one you can remember) and show us what your unconscious mind gets up to.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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What's actually in cosmeticsTranslate the made-up bullshit on toiletries and cosmetics into what they really mean.
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:30,
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ZombiesZombies are every-bloomin-where at the moment. Some good, some bad, why not explore the greatness of our walking dead cousins by celebrating zombies.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:54,
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Fill in the blanks...David Bowie's new Album is due for release soon, with the following suggested album cover:
HERE
So, open up photoshop and show us some funny stuff going on in the middle, behind the blank.
Or, fill in the 'blanks' to some other images.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:27,
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<Random>Have you done the Angel of the North yet?
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'shop a b3tantake profile pics and turn them into something filthy. could be worth a laugh.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:57,
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Most HauntedI've been looking at ghost photos online, and frankly they are shit. I'm sure we could do a lot better and help the spooks convince the sceptics.
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Shop this russian guy: http://imgur.com/a/4ix4ILike this: www.b3ta.com/links/952633#post952654 from gleeballs.
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More accurate album titlesYou know, like Coldplay's "Middleclass Dinner Party", Eno's "Bleep blip wharrp tish", Mumford & Son's "Waitrose Checkout Purchase", "Now That's What I Call I Couldn't Be Arsed To Buy You A Thoughtful Gift"
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losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:26,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Staring into the fire.Naturally formed shapes - the hideous clown screaming from the knots in the bathroom door. The Predator who eyes you from the wallpaper pattern in this light. Photograph and highlight the shapes that nature has provided.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:55,
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Antiques Roadshow of the future.Create a rare masterpiece in carpentry, paint, pottery or glass that'll make ££££ at auction 100 years from now.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:35,
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Going for missing/lost consonants/vowelsAs that should've won last time it was up for nominations.
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Sex up Literature Book sales are in decline and 50 Shades has been the saviour of book stores everywhere.
Oliver Fist, The Three Muffketeers, The Man in the Iron Cockring, Snow white fucks the seven dwarfs.
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:18,
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Photoshop Earnest G. Smithnews.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57569287-71/politician-moves-to-make-vulgar-photoshopping-illegal/
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:00,
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