The Fashion Industry
Ronseal
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 17:50, Reply)

B3ta interior decor
From wallpaper to flat-pack furniture, make our homes better and more stylish, or alternatively make them awful, hideous and impractical.

Bonus points for ruining shabby fucking chic, katch fucking kidson and general hipster twattery.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:41, Reply)

New Collective Nouns
Forget a flock of birds and herd of elephants - we need new collective nouns for the new world...
( satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:19, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Help the depressed
Sadly nobody was able to help Robin Williams. How would you help someone who is depressed? Keep it light, keep it funny, but remember - your picture could actually save someone's life.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 13 Aug 2014, 7:33, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

New Words
Come up with a new word. Accompany with a picture.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 20:27, Reply)

Buddy Movies
Pair-up mismatched film characters. Show us the cinematic results, be it an amusing scene or film poster.

Alternatively, 'film mash-up.'
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:06, Reply)

Lost Consonants (and vowels).
Lost Consonants was a comic collage series created by Graham Rawle, appearing in Britain's Guardian newspaper from 1990 to 2005. The text and image word play series illustrated a sentence from which one vital letter had been removed, altering its meaning. For example: Youths addicted to drugs becomes youths addicted to rugs; instead of going days without water and becoming thirsty, people become thirty.

I just cribbed the above from Wiki so you get the idea.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:03, Reply)

Destroy the Illuminati symbols
Fed up of seeing the All Seeing Eye, The Pyramids, The Devil Horns, The ROC sign in music videos, movies, TV, Cartoons( See Jay-Z, Beyonce, Lady Ga Ga etc ). Well fight back against it all, and DESTROY the symbols. Find an Illuminati symbol promoting celebrity or movie scene and DESTROY it.
(dirtyholmes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:16, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Adult Covers for Childrens books
As publishers look to cash in on the trend for adults reading childrens book - the challenge is to re-brand children's books to suit a (B3TA) adult audience.
( satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Realistic newspaper comic strips
Andy Capp takes Flo dogging, Charlie Brown perks up on ritallin, Wizard of Id heckles Paul Daniels latest act - you know, classy stuff that won't ruin anyones childhood.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 14:48, Reply)

dogs in tights

( Zuowan, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 5:35, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Celebrity Melee!!
Take a noteworthy person be it Kanye West or Marie Curie. What would their special moves be when dropped into a fighting game? Visualise it.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Who should play doctor who?
www.theguardian.com/media/2014/aug/05/brian-blessed-turned-down-doctor-who-bbc
( christhebarker, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:04, Reply)

If Native Americans had invaded Europe first
How different would daily life look now and at key points in history?
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 7:28, Reply)

If everyone was old.
Too much is marketed at the young, but what if everything was aimed at and/or made by the elderly.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 21:16, Reply)

Tattoos
love 'em, hate 'em, who gives a fuck, just image challenge them.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:17, Reply)

design a newsletter for b3ta

( $$ ✅, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:43, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Illustrate weird lines from songs.
e.g. "I never kissed a bear, I never kissed a goon,
But I can shake a chicken in the middle of the room" from "Let's Have a Party" (Wanda Jackson).
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:17, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Minimalist Posters for TELEVISION
Come on, you know you want it.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Motown

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Newsletter holiday snaps
"Show us images of where the newsletter has been on holiday for the past two weeks"
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Mnemonics.
Illustrate information to make it easier to remember e.g. A giant social insect, twill-coloured, for the correct spelling of "Sergeant".
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 19:33, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

the spice girls with penises

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:33, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Marketing a hopeless cause
Air Malaysia desperately needs some good PR - create some last-ditch adverts for them and other hopeless causes.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 7:35, Reply)

Celebrities as animals
What animals should famous people be? Terrible puns on their names, or just the way they look in your head. Nigel Farage is clearly some kind of lizard, for example.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:09, Reply)

Gym gurning
Show us amusing expressions pulled by people working out, for example on the rowing machine
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 1:44, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Origin of food
Show us how food is made..?
See www.b3ta.com/board/11090589
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 0:55, Reply)

black face
Black face anything from animals to zoo keepers.

The mother fucking End.
( $$ ✅, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:05, Reply)

weird and unusual pub signs!
e.g. the dog and bollock, the knob and cheese etc.
( skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:02, Reply)