kitchen gadgets you really don't need

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Nov 2015, 21:36, Reply)

what happened next
get a classic last scene from tv or movies then show what happened after the credits rolled
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Nov 2015, 21:36, Reply)

google for funny gifs and paste fucklift's face onto them

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 10 Nov 2015, 12:22, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

make an image that isn't shit

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Tue 10 Nov 2015, 11:45, Reply)

one more
You can never have too many so photoshop an extra one onto a thing.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 20:41, Reply)

photoshop Richard Branson again, I liked that one

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sun 8 Nov 2015, 8:38, Reply)

replace one word in a film title with 'bum'

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 7 Nov 2015, 17:39, 20 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Misheard song, film, or book titles.

(Prof. Blenkinsopp, Wed 4 Nov 2015, 16:39, Reply)

* Shit ideas for corporate social media
Think the stuff Condescending Corporate Brand run with: www.facebook.com/corporatebollocks/

* Depressing versions - bleak versions of happy films, toys, music, events, wharever

* Music for the day's news. Photoshop albums and singles so they are topical.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Nov 2015, 11:44, Reply)

Animals with a human features
and humans with animal features.
(incorporating Dogs with Eyebrows for Hekim)

Not hybrids, just a single feature like that mouse with an ear from the 90s.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 21:12, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Cats with cerebral palsy.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 14:03, Reply)

Cats with arms.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 14:02, Reply)

Cats with beards.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 14:02, Reply)

Phil Collins is coming out of retirement
He's going to need album art, promotional materials, stage designs, that sort of thing. Maybe even costumes. Design some appropriate stuff for Phil.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Oct 2015, 3:18, Reply)

Workie

This is Iain Duncan-Smith's 'Workie', an £8.5 million CGI paid for by you the tax payer. Come on b3ta, do your best worst.

Full story here
www.theguardian.com/money/2015/oct/21/workie-workplace-pension-dwp
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 25 Oct 2015, 17:49, Reply)

Failed game show formats
Game shows that seemed like a good idea at the time... or do not exist but you feel really should be given a go.
(robl, Thu 22 Oct 2015, 12:38, Reply)

Eggs in Art
Art in Eggs.
Take a picture, add an egg.
take an egg, add some art.
whatever.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:31, Reply)

* Year Swaps
Show us what would happen if something had taken place / been made in a different year.
* Good Guys Gone Bad - what if Bond was even more of a cunt?
* Tory Merchandise - more tat for them to flog on their website alongside the terrifying little iron lady baby grow
* Turn movie posters into adverts for products - I know that a movie poster is already an advert but you know what I mean.
* Internet cash-ins - Depressingly, a graphic novel about a vlogger set some sales record recently. What cash-ins should proper internet stars like Mr Goatse make?
( monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 18 Oct 2015, 10:48, Reply)

Manolith touched a dog on the bumhole.
Give us your best artist's impression of Manolith touching a dog on the bumhole.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:50, Reply)

oh, erm, gee, I dunno, something with a current events twist
satire I guess, maybe stick a monkey on something like a USB stick or on the cock of a revered politician
( $$ ✅, Wed 14 Oct 2015, 14:38, Reply)

The Royal Web
How have the royals used the web, both now and in history.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 20:26, Reply)

What really happens to your luggage after you check it in?
You check in your luggage at the airport and then it disappears down a thing.... until it (hopefully) re-appears at the other end. But what really goes on in the meantime?
(robl, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 14:35, Reply)

like the british library one recently but with less oxygen and more cruedly drawn aliens..
NASA has just released an astonishing cache of more than 11,000 images from all 12 manned Apollo missions from 1968-1972.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/projectapolloarchive/albums/

otherwise,

ballsacks in all their glory
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 11 Oct 2015, 11:01, Reply)

add googly eyes to things

( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 16:44, Reply)

Horror records
Dead Zeppelin, Cujogoogoo etc.

I quite fancy a music challenge.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 23:36, Reply)

If nipples were six feet long.
Imagine the ensuing japes which would occur...
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 23:17, Reply)

Joints.
No, not massive drugs but elbows, knees and knuckles. For some reason this suggestion is now making me slightly nauseous.
(lurkylurklurk swings more, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 22:26, Reply)

beyond satire
make up a tabloid headline and present it next to a real contemporary headline of the day.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 21:54, Reply)