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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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You’re Mum’s so old, fat, and nasty…
…She gave the ocean crabs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Oct 2024, 23:46, Reply)
Which artist loves the beach?
Sandy Warhol
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 12 Oct 2024, 21:31, 2 replies, latest was 7 months ago)
Did you hear about the tired and anxious shepherd?
He'd had a sheepless night.
(dyllon nice beaver., Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:11, 1 reply, 8 months ago)
I once went to a "Who can impersonate the lead man of The Heartbreakers the best" challenge
It was very Tom-Petty-tive.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:09, 1 reply, 8 months ago)
One time John Lennon went to a doctor complaining of kidney stones…
…and the doctor said “Give Pees a Chance”…
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 5:55, 3 replies, latest was 8 months ago)
Why did Mossad hide explosives in the Lebanese Islamist fighter's pager?
To blow up Hezbollacks!
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 18:04, Reply)
Veterinary fertility scientists don't like to show a preference for any one area of study in their discipline
but they all know that the basis of canine spermatozoa production is the dog's bollocks
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 22:36, Reply)
Which large body of water are Veterinary Urologists always talking about?
The cat's peeing! See!
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 15 Sep 2024, 13:07, Reply)
Which ocean is always stealing?
The piracy.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 15 Sep 2024, 6:46, 1 reply, 8 months ago)
Why does Tim Walz like tampons so much?
Cuz he’s a Bloody Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 23:51, 2 replies, latest was 8 months ago)
What is Kamala Harris’s favourite meal?
Word Salad.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 23:45, Reply)
Why did the shepherd fall asleep at the Democratic National Convention?
He was counting sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 14 Sep 2024, 23:42, Reply)
Did you hear about the inflatable pop singer?
Beyouncy
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 21:07, 6 replies, latest was 9 months ago)
What's the bounciest film ever made?
Boing John Malkovich.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 13:21, 9 replies, latest was 8 months ago)
What do you call Oasis fans coming back from the dead?
Kaghouls
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 4:00, 1 reply, 9 months ago)
You're Really Good at This!
by Finlay Veiled-Sarcasm
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 1 Sep 2024, 13:00, 8 replies, latest was 9 months ago)
“It’s About Time!”
By Finally Gotaroundtowritingthis
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Aug 2024, 5:44, 4 replies, latest was 9 months ago)
Chewing on door fittings will make your gums bleed
They call it hingivitis.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 1:44, Reply)
The former lead singer of "Wet Wet Wet" bought a chain of islands
It's a martipegalo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 0:18, 2 replies, latest was 9 months ago)
"When the going gets tough, the tough start enforcing regulations to prevent accidents in the workplace"
- Billy OSHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 0:14, Reply)

I used to work in a factory making Dracula figures. It was hectic work; just me and one other guy on the production line.

I had to make every second count.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Aug 2024, 12:33, 5 replies, latest was 9 months ago)
What will JD Vance, RFK Jr., and Donald Trump be doing for Thanksgiving?
Carving a turkey, carving a carcass, and carving a shiv.
(AdamMotorcycleRider, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 19:10, Reply)
What sits on castle walls and swears a lot?

Miriam Gargolyes
(Max Harvey, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:16, 1 reply, 9 months ago)
Well, the medicine I took for my digestive problems didn't work.
Peptabysmal!
(Covid69 Boris variant., Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:54, 3 replies, latest was 9 months ago)
What do you call a body builder..
...who studies pelvic organs as well as weather patterns?

A meaty urologist.
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Sun 18 Aug 2024, 17:01, 1 reply, 9 months ago)
I have a remote control for my cat.
It has a paws button.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 18 Aug 2024, 9:42, Reply)
What runs all day and night, doesn’t have any legs, and never gets tired?
A river.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 20:20, 2 replies, latest was 9 months ago)
Who's the best Shakespearean actor from the Middle East?
Syrian McKellen.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 18:06, 1 reply, 9 months ago)
Who is the most wooden musical artist?
Spruce Springsteen
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:47, 10 replies, latest was 9 months ago)
What's the maddest cheese?
Em-MENTAL!!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Aug 2024, 20:00, 1 reply, 9 months ago)

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