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The internet is full of mental. Ever been threatened with violence? Did it spill over into real life? Tell us your story. Or maybe you wish to buck the trend and tell us about the how you've met lots of quite nice, sane people.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:54)
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This is one of my favourite nutters I was reminiscing about just the other day. I develop a slight man crush on Enzyme each time I re-read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:59, 24 replies)
Do you do this when
Entering a urinal?
Achieving orgasm before your spouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:01, closed)
Doesn't everyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:03, closed)
Its tempting
I admit
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:05, closed)
This has already won. Next question!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:06, closed)
There was a great offtopic post on the same day where people found his CV and address etc.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:16, closed)
this is one of them
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post559024
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:24, closed)

more jolly japes here!

Edit: or see above.
Donkey Gums wins the best response here.
All the police think he's the best bloke in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:25, closed)
I'm starting to think he might be the best troll on B3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:04, closed)
'I put Immac hair removal cream in her shampoo'
Charming.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:57, closed)
Oh, he follows up on that too:
www.b3ta.com/questions/karma/post123222
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:32, closed)
Delightful.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:51, closed)
That Craig.
What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 17:14, closed)
A model Tory indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 3:14, closed)
That's a fun read.
My accupuncturist made similar observations about the British in general (that we're filthy drunks, and would probably have been rounded up for organ harvest, in her country). I took it in good humour, given that she was filling me with needles as she said it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:25, closed)
The winner.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:27, closed)
That was a superb read.
World class taunting displayed there.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:32, closed)
"I shouldn't make a big thing of it, though. Maybe you're just not very bright."
makes me grin like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:34, closed)
click from me
cheered me up over lunch
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:11, closed)
Oo-oooh! I got threatened with real life violence on b3ta once,
but not by such a genuinely unhinged mental. Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:36, closed)

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