uhhhhh
We even have t-shirts and hoodies - god help us.



Bigger version here: BIG

The only unfortunate thing about this is that our lovely Mushroom was too ill to attend this one, so you'll have to imagine him in spirit.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:53, 70 replies)

What do the shirts say?
Not one of those people look like they might be in the slightest bit attractive from the front!
( user_names_suck, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:02, closed)

We are from the internet, after all...
(Big link shows nicknames as readable)
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:05, closed)

I did look at the big one,
but my eyesight must be getting squiffy as I can't make out the whole thing.
( user_names_suck, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:27, closed)

"Virgin"
in about 20 different languages.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:09, closed)

I was going to say that...
...
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:13, closed)

!
haha
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:07, closed)

oh my...
there's a lot of XXL hoodies there
(mcgriffto, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:53, closed)

I dunno, I'd fuck me.

( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:03, closed)

I wouldn't

( user_names_suck, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:08, closed)

I did have a beard at that point.
So in hindsight I wouldn't either.
( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:15, closed)

I'd have to get me drunk first at least.

( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:25, closed)

jesus wept.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:03, closed)

what is a 'clan'?
In the sense that you aren't actually an extended family grouping
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:15, closed)

Do some fucking exercise, for christ's sake.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:19, closed)

I bet you'd all like to have a go at airsoft.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:20, closed)

I prefer paintball.

( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:10, closed)

why
are all the chicks so fat? is this some sort of eating disorder support group thingy?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:20, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/internetmeets/post1398410
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:22, closed)

that does not
answer my question very well.
cheesecake would be a better reply.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:25, closed)

"It's just several small groups of nerdy gamer friends "
I'd say it answers your question perfectly.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:26, closed)

look, I do so hate to be fractious but
mere gaming, on it's own, would NOT explain the magnitude of those arses. Cheesecake, on it's own, would.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:08, closed)

You're no fun.
*sulks*
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:55, closed)

I could fucking murder a cheesecake right now.
I haven't had time for any in between all the pies.
( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:23, closed)

Several groups of gamers collided and got eaten by the fat lasses.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:26, closed)

Baaahaaaa :)

( user_names_suck, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:29, closed)

I would respond but I'm busy eating
(actually true)
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:10, closed)

I like how trendy weightwatchers has got.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:22, closed)

I suppose the real question is....
Which one are you?
( user_names_suck, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:31, closed)

You know,
I nearly feel sorry for your friends that you have opened them up to this ridicule, but then I remember that they voluntarily wore those tops and posed for that photo.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:35, closed)

And chose to get that fat.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:38, closed)

We can't all be anorexic.
It fucks up the stereotype.
( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:49, closed)

A couple of you could at least give it a go though.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:52, closed)

I try for drunkorexia myself.

( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:56, closed)

Christ, if that's what passes for humour among you lot, no wonder you resort to eating for entertainment.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:06, closed)

Entertainment, comfort, companionship,
basically any given thing is a reason for them to eat.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:10, closed)

I was half serious on that one.
Plus I just like the word.
( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:14, closed)

You could try doing more exercise than just lifting a pie though.
I mean fucking hell, look at them.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:53, closed)

Fuck that, I like pie.
Besides, I alternate it with lifting a beer.
( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:01, closed)

Have any of you ever died during a WoW marathon?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:04, closed)

No, we don't have any Korean members.
Also I think I'm the only one that actually plays that fucking timewaster.
( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:07, closed)

!!!!
With all that money that geeks earn from inventing internets, why can they not afford to buy trousers that fit?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:06, closed)

When you club together to buy pale blue jeans in bulk
you have to get one size 'fits' all.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:07, closed)

I just had to look down at my legs.....
and I'm wearing dark blue denim. Phew!
( user_names_suck, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:10, closed)

We got them specially because they printed our names across the crotch.

( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:12, closed)

Congratulations, you have actually left me lost for an answer.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:14, closed)

Worryingly, the place that did the hoodies will print branded thongs.

( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:17, closed)

They buy them one size up so they can grow into them.
Fat cunts.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:08, closed)

Why is everyone stood farther way from Mit and Kit?
Do they smell bad?
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:07, closed)

If people get too close to Kit they get caught in her gravitational field and can't escape.
Lolfatjokes.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:09, closed)

Pity they didn't have a user called kat to stand next to her. That would have been apt.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:19, closed)

She's from your neck of the woods.
I can set you up if you want.

No need to thank me.
( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:31, closed)

I could do with a good crushing, go for it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:54, closed)

I think the idea was to spread out
So people could see our shame names.
( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:10, closed)

Are you visiting the school where you were all bullied?
Some sort of mass therapy session.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:28, closed)

Yes.
We all went and picked on the biggest bully we could find and he beat us all up.

Then we had a little cry.

That's Newbury Racecourse.
( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:32, closed)

Strange place to go to school
Clearly you weren't learning to be jockeys
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:49, closed)

We ride elephants.

( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:23, closed)

!
I see MarkB has managed to suck his jeans into his arse.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:50, closed)

Is that Markb from Bushtarion/NetGamers? Bugger me, small world, I never expected to know what his arse looked like.
(Apyadg, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:02, closed)

It is.
Half of the people there are ex (or even current) Planetarion staff.
( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:17, closed)

Mitnious looks like a 1980s-era Steve Harris
Mullet and shite trainers and everything.
(square go, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:40, closed)

He actually does from the front, too.
Shaved it all off now though.
( gone, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:32, closed)