Assuming there is no god
Existence as a whole is meaningless, morality is entirely futile, and thus aspiration of any kind is irrational.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:03, 38 replies)

Continued survival is meaning in and of itself.
I've done what I can to ensure the continuation of my genetic information*, you might as well just kill yourself.

*years of wanking into a cup should leave sufficient DNA to clone me, assuming that the technology is perfected within my lifetime.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:13, closed)

This is what I try to encourage others to do.
(Kill themselves).

So far I'm even a failure at that, as well.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:41, closed)

I don't wish to put any sort of a downer upon your life's work, and I'm certainly no expert in the field, but I don't think it's possible to clone a thing from its sperm, on account of sperm only having half of the necessary gubbins. Even if you selectively wanked two sperms into the LHC and mashed them into a proper nucleus, you'd basically be getting two sets of random picks from your genetic makeup rather than a facsimile of your genetic makeup - meaning, for example, that if you carry a recessive ginger gene, but are not yourself ginger, your spermclone could in fact be ginger. And also, as the resultant honeymonster would have no mitochondria, it would have no energy, and would thus be a mopey ginger emo. You would then be obliged to kill yourself. Which, thinking about it, was your next point.

Oh, nevermind.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:39, closed)

my life is a endless trawl of misery through a miasma of fractured dreams. But on a brighter note here's a picture of a kitten in a knitted thing




(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:17, closed)

"This kitten is in a sock."

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:40, closed)

That would make a smashing wank sock.
It could crawl to the laundry bin on its own.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:12, closed)

THIS. IS.
B3TA!!!!!!!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:16, closed)

hahaha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:23, closed)

You put your wank socks in the laundry?
I thought everyone pinned them to the wall as trophies.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:18, closed)

I re-use mine.
By the tenth wank it starts to scratch a bit and doesn't absorb as well but I will persevere. Washing machines are incredibly damaging to the environment.
(immadme, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:26, closed)

:)
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:51, closed)

Splendid

(Eukanuba, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 14:56, closed)

a kitten wank sock hybrid
would be perfect for dealing with the post wank feeling of self loathing
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:18, closed)

Only if you have been pre-conditioned into believing that only a Divine Authority could give you meaning
and morality is for American daytime tv.
(searlichek, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:31, closed)

If you project the concept of "meaning" to n

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:42, closed)

I project all concepts to n
N=N makes for a satisfying point in any completely serious debate.
(searlichek, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:47, closed)

Well in phililsolophical discussion such as this it's warranted.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:49, closed)

You can have all the 'good' values of religious people without the god.
Religious people need their god because they are not strong enough to stick by these values without one.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:39, closed)

I absolutely agree.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:42, closed)

Morality is an evolutionary trait.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:47, closed)

I bet those feeble-minded, morally lax theists
really appreciate it when you take time out to explain to them how they think.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:41, closed)

I bet they don't.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:19, closed)

By definition they would not believe me.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:27, closed)

How can you say this?
Karma will get you.

Only 2% of my friends will understand this."Like" if you know someone with limited capacity for reason.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:10, closed)

like if you think rappists shuold be hanged, ignore if you SUPPORT rape

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:22, closed)

u ok?
msg me hun xxx
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:28, closed)

rappists shud hav kept callin it HIP HOP

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:53, closed)

not in my garage

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:36, closed)

What do you mean by 'assuming'?

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:00, closed)

Assuming.
Since we don't know either way.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:05, closed)

Only if you feel that life is about the reward at the end
and not enjoying the journey for it's own sake.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:45, closed)

Not really. I just enjoy pointing out the meaningless futility of existence.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:00, closed)

You have just described the libertine movement.
Not the Libertines.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:38, closed)

No one should describe the Libertines.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:45, closed)

I'm hoping for one in my stocking this year.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:48, closed)

Me too.
I'm hoping you get Pete fucking Docherty, and beat him to death with an .mp3
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:56, closed)

You know that annoying thing they do in celebrity magazines?
Where they abbreviate peoples' names by using their first initial and the first syllable of their surname, like R-Patz and J-Lo?

Why have none of the humourless cunts ever thought to do the same thing with Pete Doherty?
(Eukanuba, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 14:58, closed)

... here's Tom with the weather.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:03, closed)