
Freddie Woo says: "I was staying at a youth hostel in Europe and realised you could spy on the female dorm by looking through the keyhole in the adjoining door. So I knelt down, put my eye up to the hole... and saw an eye staring back at me. And I was the one they called a pervert." Tell us your tale of spying shenanigans.
( , Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:23)
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I'm an IT Manager. So I have control over all the mail servers and internal comms in our company. I was asked by a Director to remove a couple of emails accidentally sent to two members of staff, before they returned to work the following day. This I duly did. However while there I discovered that these two people spend most of the day bitching about pretty much everyone in the company (including their boss), usually while being extremely friendly to their face - often they are typing these vicious emails to each other WHILE having the conversation with their 'target'. Horribly two-faced. What gets on my tits is all the stuff they say about me though. I'm now addicted to it and getting myself more and more wound up every day. I can't reveal I've seen their mail because it makes me look unprofessional. But I've opened Pandora's box and now hate going to work. Serves me right I guess!
Although they have broken the two Golden Rules of the office - (1) Don't use work email for personal communications, and (2) Don't piss off the IT Manager.
( , Tue 7 Jan 2014, 15:54, 25 replies)

then they'll have fewer reasons to laugh and sneer at you behind your back.
( , Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:21, closed)

I'm not an unlikeable joke of a human! I'm a top fella!
I like trainspotting, collect mummified organs and I'm against washing on religious grounds - I'm really the most interesting person in the office. You'd love me.
( , Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:26, closed)

What have they said about you?
( , Tue 7 Jan 2014, 16:51, closed)

mainly passing extreme judgement on pretty much everything I say - although agreeing with it out loud. Which kind of makes me not want to speak much!
( , Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:09, closed)

( , Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:12, closed)

Have you ever thought about how you spend your spare time? Typing vacuous hate into your keyboard all day? Do you consider that a worthwhile contribution to humanity? Wait... do you work in my office?
( , Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:22, closed)

( , Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:25, closed)

and use it to send emails that will upset them?
If not, get them to join this board.
That'll sort the fuckers.
( , Tue 7 Jan 2014, 17:44, closed)

I suppose I could use the content of their emails to play mind games with them. They even slag each other off to their other friends.
( , Tue 7 Jan 2014, 18:10, closed)

But if you have to talk to them mention the correct words.
( , Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:05, closed)

and leak the entire contents of both mailboxes to every other employee.
Then send a company wide email apologising for technical problems on the mail server, and ask everyone politely to ignore any mail they might have accidentally received from 2 vitriolic gossipy bitches.
( , Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:37, closed)

Yeah I like that. I could blame it on a drive-by exploit - they are always on the web during the day anyway.
( , Tue 7 Jan 2014, 21:20, closed)

if everybody looks around them, right now, every single person you can see does this all the time.
It's how people are. We all do it.
( , Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:35, closed)

they named a cocktail after him at the college bar and everything
( , Wed 8 Jan 2014, 9:52, closed)

:-) I went to school with a Richard Head and used to work with a Chris Peacock. Genuinely. I have a very puerile sense of humour so love all that stuff.
( , Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:28, closed)

TRUFAX!
( , Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:37, closed)

and a Philip Mycock who didn't like being called "Phil".
( , Wed 8 Jan 2014, 21:48, closed)
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