O yeah baby!
My Eastern European 'friend's' expectations. Leave your shitty country where everything is going downhill and there is no way up. Choose to live within a mile of one of the best City's in the UK with an elderly couple in a million pound house as a 'carer'(although the word isn't in your vocabulary). Demand to be treated as an equal and not a worker. Tell the old man at all times how brilliant, clever, indispensable you are. Assure the old man repeatedly it is only you keeping the old woman alive. Pretend to save her life on at least two occasions. Demand to be paid the same rate as agency staff, after all you know the job a lot better than them. When your demands for more pay aren't met walk out without a moments notice (but only for a little while). Brainwash the old man with your family and bring them all over! Let the old man help them financially realize their childhood dreams!

You didn't reckon on his sons witnessing a barbarick Eastern European practice you used on the old lady. Brought in the Social Worker but you had done your brain washing so well that the old man sided with you.

Length, you knew it would be a long stay
(maggied Riding the Gravy Train on, Sat 10 May 2014, 8:33, 17 replies)

Let me see.
Illiteracy - check
Paranoia - check
Xenophobia - check.

Congratulations! You have qualified as a UKIP electoral candidate! Collect your rosette and fruitcake from the reception.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:07, closed)

I can also piss in my own mouth
and I'm a woman. Does that help?
(maggied Riding the Gravy Train on, Thu 15 May 2014, 6:51, closed)

you seem upset
is it because you're thick or because you abandoned your parents and are somehow surprised that they prefer the people who are looking after them rather than their grubby, lazy offspring whose only interest is the value of the house?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:15, closed)

What is this about, I need a much longer version so that I may more fully pour scorn upon it.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:08, closed)

Romanians Stole My Parents!!
Starring Rick Moranis and one or both of French and Saunders.

Directed by Mel Gibson

(All proceeds not going to spastics, foreigns, gypsys or gays that's for fucking sure)
(Andrew Avetoom, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:09, closed)

I give this response four and a half otters out of five.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:19, closed)

Gonna do some of that Eastern European brainwashing on you to get that elusive final half Otter.

(Andrew Avetoom, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:39, closed)

Damn those Eastern Europeans,
coming over here and caring for our old people.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 10 May 2014, 11:13, closed)

If I were old right now,
I'd move to Italy so Berlusconi could make my tea.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 10 May 2014, 11:16, closed)

Not quite sure how you'd know all this without witnessing it first hand and doing nothing at the time

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 May 2014, 11:22, closed)

You don't want to get social workers involved, that bunch of bleeding heart lefties won't do nuffink abaht it.
Get Big Ronnie and his mates to sort 'em out and show 'em what England really finks about their sort. I gan give you his mobile, gaz me if you don't already got it.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 10 May 2014, 13:44, closed)

This will end well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:55, closed)

With any luck it'll end with the whiny kids disinherited and the carers and their families living in the house.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:10, closed)

Fuck off you nob

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:23, closed)

Yeah, they should have been looked after properly!!!
By a middle-class, educated professional like Doctor Shipman!
Those pesky [Insert Nationality Here] people coming over here and doing a half-arsed job at bunking off old people!
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 10 May 2014, 15:01, closed)

And you couldn't be arsed to look after your own parents because?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 May 2014, 16:34, closed)

I think this might be the rejected first script for Gran Torino.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 18:52, closed)