Right...
Anyone up for a sweepstake on what time the QOTW will change today?
(Errorist, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:19, 45 replies)

Depends
On what the prize is.

If it's a reasonably-used goat, then no.

Otherwise, yes.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:20, closed)

How about a partially used monkey
and a cat freshly wrapped in gaffa tape?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:24, closed)

I was erring towards
a simian-esque prize.
(Errorist, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:25, closed)

Hmm
Sounds good then.

Do we get to choose a ten minute slot?

I'm going to imagine the answer is yes, and choose 13:50-14:00.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:28, closed)

A ten minute slot
sounds reasonable.

I'm going for 3:10 to 3:20
(Errorist, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:31, closed)

It's been late for acouple of weeks
so I'm going to be controversial and say 11.50-12.00
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:32, closed)

Yes.
Maybe half-hour slots?

15:00-15:30

If not then 15:00 - 15:10
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:32, closed)

I'll say...
4:20-4:30
(Belgaer is, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:34, closed)

I decree ten minute slots
with the closest person to the changeover time winning.
(Errorist, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, closed)

...
14:07-14:17.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, closed)

^^
there's always one isn't there.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:37, closed)

everybody!
Say no to conformity! Are you all with me?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, closed)

Nein!
O'clock.

/rip off.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:39, closed)

Yes!
I mean No! I mean, oh bugger.

*becomes apathetic and wanders off to hump a goat*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, closed)

How do you feel about the
monkey related prize Bert?
(Errorist, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, closed)

Anticipanxiferous.
I need a monkey!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, closed)

I am pretty sure.....
4pm to 4.10 - it's often just before I leave work for the day.

I will give the prize to charity if I win.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, closed)

^^ He's
Banned from monkeys.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, closed)

I reckon
2:40-2:50
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:44, closed)

@Kaol
DON'T COME BETWEEN ME AND MY MONKEYS.


MY CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:44, closed)

Hmmm...
Burt fails again?
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, closed)

Anyone know where I can source a
partially used monkey? Full MOT and service history not necessary.
(Errorist, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:47, closed)

Why look no further
I have an infinite number of the buggers. Sadly Bert got into my storage facility so I'm not sure which ones are used and which aren't.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:48, closed)

^^
Partially used monkey?

I've got a used partial monkey, will that do?
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, closed)

Ebay
Or a zoo.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, closed)

@Bert
If we come between you and your monkeys, we could always just wipe it off and say sorry.






/coat
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, closed)

@Kaol
shutthefuckupyouwanker. :D

@ al consider them all sullied, I have the libido of a hyperactive gibbon.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, closed)

A used partial monkey might do...
does it have a full complement of arms and legs. I'm afraid a tail is mandatory.
(Errorist, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, closed)

Bob is the new al!
Lowering the tone wherever she roams.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:51, closed)

Yup
If I was a superhero, I'd be Lowering The Tone Girl.

Or: Oh My God, There's Sick And Then There's Just Depraved Girl.

Or: The Line Was Waaaaay Back There Girl.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:53, closed)

@Bob
You're my new favourite.
Because, unlike al, you have three innies.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, closed)

@ Errorist
It's got a mighty tail...

www.b3tards.com/u/33b5702509926c2beff6/chicken_faced_huge-dong_vampire_monkey.jpg

*wishes he wasn't so "special"*
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:56, closed)

I was going to go for 1400 - 1410.
But now I guess I need to go for 1357 - 1407, so as not to clash with CHCB.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:56, closed)

@Kaol
"huge-dong" seems to be false advertising.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:58, closed)

@Kaol
That'll be the prize sorted then. I'm just a little concerned about the cock size. Got any bigger ones?
(Errorist, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:59, closed)

@CHCB
It's relatively big, I mean it is nearly the length of it's body.
The lady vampire-chicken-face things love him
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:59, closed)

@chcb
The creature is 100 feet tall though... So it IS a pretty large penis.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:00, closed)

that tree must be
ma-hoos-ive

That, or you lied about it's length.

So that the chicken-monkey-vampire thingies would sleep with it.
(Belgaer is, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:00, closed)

Oh!
I didn't see a scale, sorry.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:01, closed)

Yeah,
It's a Mesopotamian Gigantor-Oak.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:02, closed)

Is the tree or the cock the gigantor
oak
(Errorist, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:12, closed)

The Tree.
The cock is from a snake.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:13, closed)

..
Tomorrow

£5 each way
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:15, closed)

I reckon:
It will change at 15.42 and 29 seconds UK time.
And concentrating deeper on my seeing into the future abilities, i think it will be around 68 miliseconds.. maybe 69.

If you want saturdays lottery numbers then PM me.
(Miggyman, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:32, closed)

@K2K6
Stop impinging on my time of guess. Take those three minutes back!!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:52, closed)