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I love that magic moment which occurs when you read something unintentionally hilarious, for example:

In the index of my fish cookbook (sorry) - 'Sea bream : see bream'

Written in large letters on a box of salted peanuts at my workplace - 'WARNING THIS PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN NUTS'

and my favourite one recently - an energy drink invented by an alumnus (is that the right term) of my university because 'the taste of other energy drinks wasn't very nice' (marketing jargonised) and called PUSSY. Yes, an energy drink called PUSSY.

I drank a can and it didn't taste great.
(Maverickjames 's name is not James, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:35, 12 replies)

I love the fact that it says "Warning: May contain traces of nuts."
on bags of KP Port Scratchings.
( Muns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:46, closed)

Port Scratchings do sound like they could be delicious.

( Pig Bodine., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:48, closed)

I had a can of Pussy, once.
I don't think the name was unintentional, as it really did taste gash. Also had a marijuana-themed energy drink, which appeared to be a contradiction in terms (was briefly popular in schools, or so I'm told, until it got banned).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:54, closed)

There's also
The hemp-based (I think) nutrition snack called '9-bar'.

They don't taste too bad, and they're cheaper than I remember.
(Maverickjames 's name is not James, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:58, closed)

I'm rather partial to hemp oil, on salads,
but I feel like such a prick buying it, that I no longer bother (it's also overpriced).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:33, closed)

same as me
apologising for having a fish cookbook.
(Maverickjames 's name is not James, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 11:16, closed)

I don't get it?
Perhaps the packets of peanuts do contain traces of nuts?
It's not unheard of for the same bagging line to package different products.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:57, closed)

I quite liked pussy (first and last time I'll say that)
Grape I think it was made of. Nice.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:02, closed)

I like to have three energy drinks in succession.


That way I can delude myself that I can have some

Relentless Rockstar Pussy.
(f_rev, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:11, closed)

Was it red bull pussy?
I think you can be arrested for that sort of thing.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:44, closed)

twat.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 15:02, closed)

In the Doctor Who Dictionary
or whatever the shit it's called, there's:

SEA WEED: see weed
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:28, closed)