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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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When in America...
I stepped outside to smoke a fag.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:43, 25 replies)
Bum a fag, surely?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:46, closed)
don't call me Shirley

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:53, closed)
I went to a trendy nightclub in Miami last night
I asked a girl to shake her spunky fanny at me.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:52, closed)
I bought a fanny pack once

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:56, closed)
Something about sweatpants.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:55, closed)
I was at a restaurant with a friend when they said they had to use the bathroom
I mean, there's OCD and there's OCD ...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:15, closed)
one of the cunt estate agents round here habitually refers to toilets as "the downstairs cloak"
If I ever meet one of them I'm taking a shit in their anorak pocket.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:14, closed)
'downstairs cloak'
euphemism for condom
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:00, closed)
!!.
"Ya gonna kill a homo?"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:22, closed)
In Australia, never ever 'Root around in the back'

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:07, closed)
but it's ok to wear your thongs in public

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:43, closed)
it's really not ... it doesn't matter what you call them
if you tolerate flip flops it's only a matter of time before crocs are made legal
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:47, closed)
Solid point Dr S.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:55, closed)
Saltwater crocs?
I got them in my pool.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:31, closed)
How big is this pool? In terms of volume.
This is important.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:54, closed)
160W RMS

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:01, closed)
'root my sphincter'?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:10, closed)
Reem my sister?
or is that ream? 80GSM?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18, closed)
'gifted sado masochist'?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:19, closed)
goatse some mormons

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:21, closed)
good sob microwave

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:17, closed)
Did you suck on its butt real good?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:05, closed)
I propose
that cigarettes be renamed 'faggots', as they are in fact small bundles of tobacco.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:56, closed)
What would faggots be called then?
It's like pants, if trousers are pants then what are pants called...plus saying 'this is pants' isn't as funny... bloody colonies.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:15, closed)
We should get the Americans to start saying 'kecks'.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:05, closed)

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