Jimmy Savile always used to go on about how much he disliked children
Just sayin'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:27, 18 replies)

I seem to remember you vehemently denying being a nonce too

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:31, closed)

I don't think any such allegations have ever been levelled against me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:48, closed)

The most skilful nonces are rarely caught, your protestations of innocence cut no ice here.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:44, closed)

Who dislikes children?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:34, closed)

The Baroness of Vulgaria apparently.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:37, closed)

I don't so much dislike children as humanity, and anyone who perpetuates it.
Also, parents talking about their kids is invariably very, very boring - even to other parents.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:45, closed)

This.
Children are fine... they can happily gad about the place giggling (their modus operandi) and who could really object to that?

I have none of my own, but I care very deeply for my nephew and niece, but I don't have any wish to subject anyone else to them, and I generally expect the same courtesy in return.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:56, closed)

See when you talk about your young relatives on here it's boring.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:58, closed)

And sexy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:11, closed)

Well, to be fair, it's not very easy to not mention something,
when you're specifically pointing out that you generally don't mention that something.

But you're right... it was indeed boring, therefore I feel vindicated.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:15, closed)

I'll vindicate you in a minute!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:14, closed)

Ooooh,
you say the nicest things!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:22, closed)

My kids like to run around and smack adults in the crotch.
Your nephew and niece are boring, but that's not the fault of anyone here.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:20, closed)

That's libellous
You might want to reconsider that post.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:55, closed)

In other news, Hitler was a vegetarian.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:00, closed)

Who ate sausages.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:05, closed)

*QI alarm*

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:07, closed)

A ^ B
does not mean that
B therefore A.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:15, closed)