Legless
The self-proclaimed King of QOTW.

So little self awareness, on so very many levels.

Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:11, 51 replies)

Cheers

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:13, closed)

My favourites are the moral guardians who run particularly tawdry porn sites or advertise themselves as available on dating websites despite being married.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:14, closed)

this is where I claim the moral high ground by calling your wife a big fat Jabba.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:16, closed)

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you think he hates women?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:16, closed)

I don't think he hates them, I think he is afraid of them because he doesn't know how to have a conversation with one that isn't offering her drugs in exchange for wearing a Yoda mask and sticking a starscream up her megatron.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:19, closed)

I don't think he hates them per se,
He just struggles with the whole 'relating to them as people' thing, due to his Transformers-focussed Aspergers and breathtaking lack of self-awareness. It's more funny than creepy.

Just.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:28, closed)

I get the impression he's the kind of bloke who'd wind up getting himself accused and convicted of rape if he had a one-night stand.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 0:37, closed)

pfft
Like he could get a one night stand.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 0:43, closed)

I'm sure if he nipped down Ikea he'd be able to buy one nightstand.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 20:40, closed)

My favourites are those shutins who are unable to post "comedy" without another poster being the butt of it
Especially while their own home lives are so fucking tragic
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 23:42, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 23:48, closed)

tell me about my home life please, o sage of the internets

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 0:44, closed)

He'll need to know your wife's BMI first.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 7:10, closed)

So, you?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 20:39, closed)

Lolhut?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 21:23, closed)

Also:
Cheers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:14, closed)

Cheers

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:20, closed)

Steers.
Queers.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:51, closed)

Cheers

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:19, closed)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:26, closed)

your taste is getting better, you know?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:28, closed)

You what?
I was listening to Ministry and Revolting Cocks when I was 13.

You peculiar little man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:30, closed)

*sigh*
listening to Ministry and noshing
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:39, closed)

oh DG, you're better than that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:42, closed)

I am? Woo! Go me.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:48, closed)

well, I thought so, but clearly not.
It rather seems I lack DG-awareness.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:53, closed)

Look, it was an obvious strikethrough and who am I to turn down a cheap shot?
It's not like I beheaded a pimp with a samurai sword and then disposed of the body down a rubbish chute.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:56, closed)

THEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO RECTIFY MATTERS, DON'T YOU?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:58, closed)

Erm, be congratulated by the rozzers on a job well done?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:00, closed)

Exactly this.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:06, closed)

The irony is, Legless introduced me to b3ta.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:23, closed)

b3ta noshing revolting cocks
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:05, closed)

Sadly
my esteem in you just rose. Slightly.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:04, closed)

... cowboy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:25, closed)

Your fuming about a guy whose shtick was to tell tall tales and then say cheers?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:13, closed)

nobody's fuming
His overbearing cockheadedness and sense of self-importance makes me lol.

The bilious wanker.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:55, closed)

It made you laugh so much that you're still moaning about it now. Makes perfect sense.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:31, closed)

Pointing something out is not the same as moaning.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:37, closed)

God. Can you just stop moaning about it.
God.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:52, closed)

moar vicious trolling from Shambles

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:57, closed)

I MUST BE STOPPED
cheers
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:00, closed)

Are you the lovely Mrs Ring Of Fire's script writer?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:57, closed)

And fluffer.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:00, closed)

don't be absurd, if he was it'd be all
'What do you mean, you have an okcupid account?'
'...why does the profile photo appear to be a dodgey homosexual painter and decorator?'
'Oh god... oh god what the hell are you doing with optimus all the way up there? I don't care if his shoulders are stuck and it hurts'

'I'm taking the kids and I'm leaving'
(quintsy, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:17, closed)

Wrong ringofyre
JSYK
EDIT: & the transformers thing is emv.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:21, closed)

i'm gonna take a dozen dulcolax
Cos right now I don't give a shit
(quintsy, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:22, closed)

You are so cool.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:28, closed)

So hip it hurts!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:31, closed)

i swear, this week is so meta i don't even know what's happening.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 9:07, closed)

So your story is
you are as confused as you usually are?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 21:49, closed)

HAVE I HAD MY TEA YET?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 9:40, closed)