CRAFT CORNER
I have recently discovered that I am not half bad (if you will pardon my immodesty) at millinery for children. I shall attach a pic in replies forthwith for you to judge for yourselves). What about you?

Are you a crafty type (I am leaving this open for LOLarious 'mis' interpretations, for those desperate to garner a reputation as an 'online comedian')? Or are you a ham-fisted cuntface? I am completely shit at DIY/painting & decorating but quite good at musical things and drawing. Make of that what you will.

Alt: why are you SO FUCKING ANNOYING?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:51, 105 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

where did you all go?
further to my question which provoked such delight in the earlier thread, how do you tell a friend or a colleague something delicate, eg that their partner is cheating, or that their breath could fell a swamp monster at 100 yards? brutal or gentle?

bonus points for LOLarious examples. real or just something you wish you could say.

GO!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:47, 42 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i found £30 on the pub floor on friday
i asked around but noone claimed it, should I have:
a) given it to the bar staff to hold onto in case the owner returned
b) given it to charity
c) spent it on crack, crack whores and cookie dough
d) sent it to monty

alt: labradoodles are now extremely popular, but waht two animals would you breed together to make the ultimate pet?

alt alt: is it fair to want to kill anyone who says "Vegas baby!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:40, 246 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Thanks for all your help guys
really appreciate all the feedback I got with regard to my drink-driving mong colleague.

Lunch?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:27, 78 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I won't drink Vimto, because it's made by torturing kittens.
What will you simply not eat or drink and why?

Alt: should I be insulted that anyone actually believed I think eggs are a vegetable?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:19, 250 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning all.
I'm going to have beans on toast for breakfast.
Feel free to check out our great old video while I'm gone.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeRq4f3zcBc
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:57, 9 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well there's been some major spamming going on during the early hours of this morning
So on a spam related note, does anyone like spam? What's your favourite tinned meat product and what delicious things do you make with it? (go on, make wet ham jokes to your hearts content. I'm talking to you Monty) You can't beat a good corned beef hash in my opinion

alt: It's Monday, so everyone tell us stories of how you watched tv and ate food this weekend


RIP Marco Simoncelli
Genuinely gutted that he died in an accident in the MotoGP yesterday :(
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:27, 180 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Do one bert

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 4:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

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