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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Thanks for all your help guys
really appreciate all the feedback I got with regard to my drink-driving mong colleague.

Lunch?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:27, 78 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I have had the lunch of champions today
5 different cheeses, brown bread, pork pie, pickled onions and 3 types of chutney to go with it all. Fucking nom
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)
sorry, I don't contribute to food threads
I hope you understand
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)
I don't understand
Is it because Battered is here?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I don't understand
Please tell me why
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Have I got stews for you (bindun?)

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)
The Walking Bread

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Total takeout

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)
total dogging

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Is that how you're spending your half term?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)
no, writing a degree for doggers

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)
this make no sense.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)
a degree in which people learn to
dog effectively as well as explore the cultural context of the dogging scene, its representation in the media and its relevance to contemporary society
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)
All this to make you' sitting in your car in an empty carpark fingering your self seem like 'research'

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:08, Reply)
That's the 'real world applications'
and 'practical experience' modules
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I assume you'll be posting pictures on Facebook.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:10, Reply)
only of i get the research grant

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)
*throws 5p in the general direction of Wales*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)
It's her new magazine subscription
Issue 1 comes with a free wank glove and replacement headlight bulbs
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)
I want a wank glove. it sounds so classy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Think of it like a pan scourer with fingers
mmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)
*shudders*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:18, Reply)
It's not even breakfast time yet. I'm off to the Hancock tower and the zoo and the aquarium today

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)
So first breakfast at the zoo and second one at the aquarium.
At least leave the endangered species alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Now he has to say "I hope bad things happen to your baby"
Then you call him fat again.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Not enough raw nerves being touched here
and neither of you really care what the other one thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)
True. I am getting bored of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Big gay emo

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Fat cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Flaky gimp

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)
even al and i put more effort in than this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Yeah but we're not needy attention seekers who want to bone each other

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)
the first part of this sentence is totally untrue
the second is probably also untrue, knowing you as i do.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Yeah we're tight...

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)
if you have been sweatily bumming each other's quivering hams
this is also untrue
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Have you noticed how you keep initiating this? Is it a coping mechanism?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Like your baby?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Well there is only one so this is correct

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)
There's some joke here about you getting your lunch from the zoo
But I am too lazy to think of it. Anyway the jist of the joke is: Bobby is fat.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Please, if you're buying
My lunch is a curry I knocked together in a hurry last night, it's not great, but it's edible, so can't complain too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Need curry in a hurry?
Call the AA
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Good work!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Top marques

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Default lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)
SURPRISE tuna?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)
No.
Rye bread with quorn ham, cheese and tomato and an apple.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Canteen grub today.
Parsnip bake, half new pots and rice, sweetcorn and green beans.
Never bother with lunch if not working. As I'm lazy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:08, Reply)
I need some good wayne's world quotes
I've not seen the film in ages, I need reminders
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)
If ya gonna spew
spew into this
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)
this is acceptable

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)
What creature are you attempting to awoo with Wayne's World quotations?
Is it of this world?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)
why do you assume all my motives
are for trying to get into someone's pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)
judging you by his own standards, innit
and mine, to be fair
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)

the worst thing is, he's got it in one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)
up his bum

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)
not fun

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)
He has a dirty mind.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)
best of all the minds

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Desperation is rarely well hidden

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)
see Dan for a classic example

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)
because they are?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)
... NOT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)
5km run - 26mins
12st 9Oz
12.2% body fat
chicken and rice for eating
Apple juice to drink

Worship me housewhales
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Meh!
I have four days of trying not to eat much or drink booze. I'm not a happy bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Booze is my weakness
it probably accounts for half of all the calories I consume
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:18, Reply)
yes yes, the other half is horse spunk, well done

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I thought you'd got to 50/50 horse and donkey now
what with donkey being lower in saturated fat?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Not bad. Have a manly handshake.
How are you having your body fat checked? Watch those body fat scales, they're worse than useless.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)
minestrone and pesto soup from EAT
and ignoring the two giant white chocolate toblerones which are staring me right in the mush.

best of all the chocolates.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Just email your floor and say you have Toblebones to share
they'll soon be gone
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)
you have no idea how much truth you speak there
there are gannets and piranha fish that could be pipped to the post by my colleagues.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)
It's true of all offices for some reason
A manager here had to have an intervention when some analyst's baking club was havinga detrimental effect on the health of the team
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Nice.
I tested all our practice wedding cakes on my work colleagues. I noticed some belt stretching, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I fucking LOVE Toblebones

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:42, Reply)
shame you don't work here
as i have approximately 2 tonnes of tasty tobleboning goodness to get through.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)
There is a new thread
just saying like
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:42, Reply)

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