You won't believe me when I tell you this which is a crying shame, hot on the heels of Nigellagate:
I have just got off the phone from Geoffrey 'Pif Paf Pof', 'the Great Suprendo' himself, Durham. I KNOW!!!!!!!!

Brilliantly he's coming here in person on Monday afternoon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:18, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I was reading a comic on my lunch break and it occurs to me that Carnage talks just like AW

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:13, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

@theoban
alright
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)

@The Doveston
alright?
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:06, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i reckon we can hit 74
74 75
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I have a Wispa but it's too hot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:03, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

73 threads so far today. How many by the end of the day?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:00, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:58, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'PAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT'

Franz Butcher
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:50, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'Self-control means wanting to be effective at some random point in the infinite radiations of my spiritual existence.'

Franz Kafka
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:43, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

"I know how f**king stupid this makes me sound but I would rather watch back to back episodes of You've Been Framed than read Shakespeare" - Danny Dyer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:39, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

fed up of off topic?
come over here, all the best questions are being asked!

b3ta.com/talk/7636181
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

What colour is Nakers?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:31, 34 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

right well imma sit here and talk to myself then
so the new pope already has a few dark secrets, it seems. what's your deepest, darkest secret? tell the internet.

alt: have you ever faked it? what have you faked and did you get found out?

altalt: what's the best thing to order in a pub?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:29, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i'm happy you're all back to doing this

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nakers = bent spastic

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:21, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

B3th, are you even here?
Fucks sake.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:15, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

B3th can you kill monty please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Lets have 100 replies to this thread.
All saying what a bent spastic Naked ape is.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:15, 63 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

B3th, can you delete Ben Fogle's account please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:15, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

B3th, please can you delete all threads started prior to a thread getting at least 100 replies
kthx bai xxx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:14, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, Chompy's new phone eh?
What time is that going to arrive tomorrow?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:13, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Coloureds, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:09, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What colour are your curtains?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:06, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What colour are polar bears?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:04, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What colour carpets have you got?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:00, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What colour socks are you wearing?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:58, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)