Shitcunts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:56, 104 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fucking hell the 'Hairy Bikers' are a pair of wankers.
Your views on the best & worst chefs?

No points for Ainsley. The cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:30, 108 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Its Friday, its 15:37, its Knackerjack!
What are you intending to get up to/inside this weekend?

I myself have a weekend of FUCKALL booked in, with many a wine/beer chaser

Alt:
Fucking amuse yourselves
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:39, 70 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

G*ylols.
metro.co.uk/2013/09/27/tescos-bizarre-and-offensive-inflatable-gy-best-friend-doll-causes-storm-one-day-after-psycho-ward-outfit-removed-4124631/
What word if any do you find offensive?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:57, 223 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fruit woes! (that one's for GJ)
Salted Peanuts! Pulled Pork! Bolognese Sammiches!

What did you dull pricks shovel down your gaping cayke maws?

You disgust me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:43, 180 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Inappropriate songs
Let's have a bit of a larf. Name some innapropriate songs.

For example: "Manic Mongday" or Hitlers favourite "A Little less concentration"

alt. Lunch

altalt. Favourite places to visit.

Lets fuck friday. right up the hoop!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:04, 291 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

where did you all go??
what's the biggest mistake you've ever made?

alt: what's the best/worst piece of luck you've ever had? or do people make their own luck?

altalt: i need someone to paint my ceiling but the thought of organising it is giving me teh droop. anyone got a long brush?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:53, 226 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

AWOOGA! Early AM Proper Thread Unlike Yesterday's Shite.....
Chessinton World of Adventures has banned visitors from wearing animal print clothing, as it confuses and scares the animals. What confuses and scares YOU? Do YOU wear animal print clothing?

Alt: That tattoo programme on last night looked amusing. I recorded it and will watch it tonight as a main event in my usual Big Friday Night In. Have YOU got tattoos, piercings or 'body modifications'? Like me, do you look at them 15 years later and think 'Why? That's a bit shit!'?

Alt:alt: Plans for the day/swearing at Nakers.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 6:40, 168 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

See, it's threads like the one from that shit cunt Dozer that are killing this place.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:02, 117 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

would someone please start a new thread?
Preferably a 'BATTERED IS A PRICK' one.

TIA xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 19:31, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

PUB

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:32, 187 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

( Peej, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:16, 20 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So bad, it's good
Following on from the 'Demolition Man' reference, list other things that are so bad they are good. Be it music, film, food etc.

Let us rip you to bits at your suggestions.

Or just chat amongst yourselves mentally, as you have been.

WHAT ARE WE LIKE TODAY EH!!!?!!?!?!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:16, 10 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

This one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:01, 184 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Which thread are we posting in?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

fucken hell, you lot are like a bunch of kids that've been left alone in class whilst the supply teacher goes for a little cry
did he leave the portable tv/video unit in the class and now 'Basher' McGurk has put on his fuzzy copy of Animal Farm and all the girls are crying and Soapy's firing gobjobs with his 'catty' and someones stolen a fucken sausage? EH? SPEAK UP AT THE BACK!! WOTS YOUR NAME BOY???

When was the last time you got sent out of class?

Alt: What are you going to get from the tuck shop with your shiny pound coin that Old Man Withers gave you for scaring the pidgens away from his allotment with your comedy antics?

Altalt: WASH YOUR FUCKEN HANDS FIRST BOY!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 13:45, 10 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Sausage and chips
Thank fuck for that, lunch is DONE. When were you last so fucking hungry you could have eaten your phone?

Alt:
Favourite activities as a child
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 13:41, 22 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

£10 PPP!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:56, 38 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Okay, no more song lyrics.
Ever buy anything drunk / stoned? How surprised were you when that four foot inflatable sheep turned up at your door?

Alt: What was the last thing you bought online?

AltAlt: Best/worst customer service?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:34, 106 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bored of that now.
Have we done this yet?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24278768

I reckon the obvious-bellend choice for Halloween getup will be Rolf Harris this year, they did Saville last year, what do you reckon?

Alt: What's annoying you today (aside from this thread).
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:13, 132 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

£10 budget for a bottle of red.
Merlot? Chiraz? Rioja?

Or 20 cans of white lightening?

This is not to help me make a decision, I'm having all off them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:53, 69 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bah, I missed my candleday
evening all
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:56, 140 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

In the Wild West stage coaches would have a driver and a second person with a gun to protect them. That person would have a shot gun, and so the phrase riding shotgun was born.
I did not know this, what don't you know?

Evening nig nogs and honkies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 20:27, 79 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

iN NEW NEWS I BACK AT WORK TOMMOROW
nOT THAT YOU CARE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:29, 121 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

EXTRA-TIME MULTI-THREAD GOOOOOO!!!!!!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:29, 14 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Everybody knows that stuff is cheaper to buy online but it lacks the immediacy of going to a shop.
Where do you draw the line? Would a ten percent saving be enough to get you to order online and have to wait, say, two or three days? Twenty percent?

I'm thinking of buying a camera, see. I could get it online for 50-60 quid less than walking into a shop. The difference being that I'd have to wait until next week to actually get my grubby mitts on it, compared to popping in on my way home from work tonight and playing with it all evening.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:28, 157 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright alright, i'll do it
cry of children all over the world: "it's not fair." what's not fair about your life?

alt: i'd quite like to try crunchy peanut butter spread on apple slices. what sounds Wrong but you think could be oh so Right??

altalt: do you have self-control or self-indulgence?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:03, 226 replies, latest was 11 years ago)