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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Was pretty interesting, about the lack of funding due to nobody taking it seriously and all the people doing research slagging each other off instead of working. Do you find your field of expertise marred by abuse from outside or fights from within?
Alt: lady on my train eating a horrid smelling sandwich, do you have coworkers with smelly food?
Altalt: badger vs Rory.
( , Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:24, 28 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Monday morning, and my return to work sees a shitload of irritating stuff to tackle. Perhaps you are more joyous about the week ahead - how so?
I woke at 2, at 3, at 4 and at 5 - and finally at 6 when I received a text from Stunned poster who very kindly wanted me to know that he was sat on a beach in a State park in California, drinking tequila and beer, which was very kind of him.
Alt: When have you last wished a sudden and violent death on a close friend or relative?
( , Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:13, 177 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Or do you refuse to accept the end of the weekend until bed time?
Best European holiday destination?
( , Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:14, 81 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Been reading all about that Silk Road site that got busted. Mental stuff. I read about it ages ago but wrote it off assuming it would just be scams but the sums involved mean large scale real drug dealing. The whole thing is fascinating. Know anyone who used it? The guy who ran it claims to be some kind of Assange type character rather than simply a crook. Bullshit?
Alt: my daughter told me today that she tricked the kids in her class that she had talking fruit that came through her telly. Ever pulled off a successful con? Ever been a victim of one?
Altalt: what are you up to today? I have to go to Barking.
( , Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:22, 155 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

To make the perfect one?
I have gin, tonic, lemons, limes, fresh ginger, cucumber and a bottle of St Germain.
( , Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:59, 98 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

( , Sat 5 Oct 2013, 7:01, 42 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

When you hear the call, you've got to get it underway
Word up, it's the code word
No matter where you say it, you'll know that you'll be heard now
After watching this video the other night I feel that I could get away with wearing a cod piece, what outlandish piece of clothing could you pull off?
Apart from that EVENING MUTHA-TRUCKERS
( , Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:44, 29 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

and am eating just the meat, which is delicious. Fuck the pastry. What are your eating plans?
Alt, what religion would you join, if it was mandatory to do do so? I like the Pastafarian thing, Flying Spaghetti Monster.
( , Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:27, 35 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Tell the world of your fashion disasters/triumphs
Alt:
Popcorn - sweet or salty ...... or BOTH
( , Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:39, 131 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Now that all the Syria/Russia/Nigeria hooplah has wound down Sky news now serialises china's '1 child rule'
news.sky.com/story/1150016/china-couple-speak-of-forced-abortion
Horrible as the story is, the sensationalism is laughable. Personally I think more should be done for population control. What are your thoughts?
Places like Africa where millions are living in poverty, why don't we throw them some rubbers?
Alt. Things that should be brought back. capital Punishment, Eldorado, Shawoddywoddy. Anything.
( , Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:42, 87 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

My OCD forces me to complete the vowel set.
edit: my OCD is no match for autocorrect....
( , Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:32, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

i tend to notice shizz round here. What have you noticed Reg? Well, I'll tell you, friction. Friction's what I've noticed. Now I know theres good natured ribbing and banter and joshing and the like but im kinda getting the impression from a few of you counts that youve got some kinda beef with some other counts on here. I don't want you to say who you've got a beef with cos youll all be like funny pluckers and make shit up, just tell me who you think on here has a genuine beef with someone else on here and can sometimes get abit nasty and also how you think this situation came about.
If you like.
Alt: is medium rare best for a burger?
Altalt: so, say your at a baysh and your out on the dancefloor and the crowd of fellow bayshers are makin with the whoops and hollers. what are you doing to elicit this? what are your 'moves'?
( , Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:59, 33 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

How are you celebrating the impending weekend?
I have the "joy" of Pizza Hut with the kids and my parents tomorrow lunchtime
Alt:
Odd ways you've met friends/partners
( , Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:44, 139 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What are YOU doing after you've had a shit?
( , Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:10, 76 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Why shouldn't you be culled and used to feed the rest of us?
( , Fri 4 Oct 2013, 7:54, 105 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Any of you play games on your mobile, apart from the soul destroying candy cunt that has taken over my life?
What are your recommendations?
Alt. recommend something else.
altalt. Halloween is fast approaching. Apart from the begging at the door, I quite enjoy this holiday. What are your favourite holidays? Or horror films.
This place has gone down faster than that migrant boat today.
( , Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:22, 108 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've totally banged that shit out and submitted it now. What tedious aspect of your life are you sharing today?
( , Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:25, 104 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

d'you think people swear too much?
now you know me, i dont know a fucken cuss word from shinola, but the rest of you cunts cant even seem to like or dislike stuff with it being either 'the tits' or 'fucking shit'
Alt: when were you last somewhere and thought "half a mo! this is that place from that film/tv show" did you take a picture of yourself doing something someone from the film/tv show did in that place?
Altalt: do you have to see the car before you can call shotgun? what other laws of childhood do you still abide by?
( , Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:44, 172 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cos I'm on the verge of fucking off this fucking work course shit.
One of the textbooks has chapter titles like 'Mentoring: From a Classic Dyad to a Dynamic Network' for fuck's sake.
( , Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:11, 90 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The internet ruined my life last night. Someone put out a press release about one of my projects without my knowledge or permission and it was wrong and will massively upset our collaborative partners and, probably, fuck the whole thing up.
In the time it took me to spot the article and have it changed (about 6 hours) the original, wrong article has now been reproduced word-for-word by, at the last count, 12 other news sources across the world.
I'm fucked. Information spread, innit great?
So, /OT, when did the internet last ruin your life?
( , Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:27, 153 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Vanessa Feltz
George Osbourne
Ainsley Harriot
Dave Gorman
Who do you pick? Why?
( , Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:10, 131 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Etiquette - Do you have it? Especially those in London who deal with rudeness on a daily basis.
Do you hold doors open for people? Mind your p's and q's? Or have you given up because of others rudeness.
alt. What else have you given up recently?
alt alt. What do you lot REALLY think of Rory?
( , Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:10, 139 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

toys.usvsth3m.com/are-you-hated-by-the-daily-mail/
( , Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:13, 97 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So, big meeting in our office today that one of the big bosses has just stormed out of, almost dislodging a door. Love it.
What was the last fit of rage you had or drama's you experienced IN REAL LIFE.
Alt. Favourite cuisine and dish.
AltAlt. Favourite music band/artist.
Altaltalt. GREEDY!
( , Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:10, 177 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
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