JENNIFER RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:16, Reply)

I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:16, Reply)

IAN RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:15, Reply)

Well this is confusing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:59, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Evening cunts. I'm watching the TV version of the seaside two pee machines
Surely game shows should've caught up with The Running Man by now. It'd be like Bruce Forsyths last hurrah, sending celeb contestants to their doom climbing for dollars or getting buttfucked by a christmas tree. How would you like to see regular tv formats develop into more masochistic areas?

Alt: I just ate a pot noodle. It tasted like the last time I ate a pot noodle. Why do people eat pot noodles?

Altalt: Redheads give me the horn. What causes you the ultimate shame?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:58, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Got a favourite pussy Mrs Sloecombe?
metro.co.uk/2013/10/16/never-drink-alone-again-with-wine-for-cats-4148574/
Perfect pressie. What would you buy for a pet?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:15, 77 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I don't like the cut of that thread's jib
and if you start talking about cars 'hardly heard' I'll fucken jib you, you cunt

Say someone invades your home what have you got to defend yourself with? We can't all be Mince with our samurai swords and hoover snouts, so whats first to hand for you mere mortals?

Alt: Have you ever not felt the benefit?

Altalt: Get yer drinks orders in fer the baych here folks, I;ve got the memory of a fucken feckless cunt so I need to print shit out.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:35, 60 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

it's all go, innit?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:48, 86 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright gaylords

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:52, 52 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You all know by now how I love a bit of tabloid sensationalism
So I'm just going to leave this here for your enjoyment.

www.mccannfiles.com

What's your favourite conspiracy theory and why? I particularly like the "celebrities are lizard aliens" one.

Also loving Sky News' Immigration Special week. Which, despite using quotations to the nth degree, still comes across as racist.

alt. B4YSH tales. Tell us all the gossip from prior bashes.

altalt. Snack woes.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:58, 144 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

so its 10 days till midnight baysh, 10 days till i join the inner circle
im flecken excited man, i really look up to you counts and yer secret handshakes and balloon hats so i cant wait, this ent no 1p ghost this is the real deal. when did you lat feel that you 'made it'?

alt: whne its foggy are your first thoughts..."flecken hell, driving will be a MOTHER!" or..."mwa-ha-ha I can get up to all sorts of shizz in this PEA-SUPER!" ??

altalt: I recently found out some bayta knowledge that was "old news" but to what i was not privvy till now. Are youy always the last to know?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:50, 130 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good morning universe how are we today?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24532638
Are you connected to nature? Are your kids? Or is it 'dangerous and dirty' as quoted?
Alt, Winter is def arriving it's very cold here. What do you think of the daylight saving thing, good bad or indifferent?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 7:11, 123 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright Latish night thread.
All of you are pricks.

Apart from Rory.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:22, 28 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Evening prick thread.
So, it seems to get a more than lacklustre response on here it has to descend into sniping.

Should the internet and real life be two separate entities, as when the two combine on here it gets personal.

Alt. Anything coming up in your life that you're excited about?
The other half has a play on at the Contact theatre next month.

altalt. Evening food woes.
I'm cooking a bolognese. Making my own sauce though. The only jar sauce I love is Lloyd Grossman's
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:08, 198 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm off out for dinner.
Catch you losers later.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:06, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

So , anyway. My wife is down in Harlow at a recording studio with her band.
How do you suffer for your art?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:02, 233 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's neen a bit depressing here today woth my illness thread and the squished people.
Whst cheerful has happened today? I' m having a portrait put online this has cheered me up.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:01, 241 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So swipe has a bigger cock that rory
what have you learnt today
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:58, 120 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Tinned vegi sos, tinned beans and packet noodles.
Lunch doesn' get much better.
Alt tell us a joke.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:05, 149 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright yer
Alt: cheers
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:59, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

what should they bring back? hanging? flogging? noel edmonds house party?
alt: i have outed rory as the homeless man with a lab. and got called a "fucking twat" for my pains. when did your brains/charity work last go unnoticed?

altalt: are you anal or OCD about anything?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:50, 224 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Are you obsessed with viruses?
When was the last time you were.reasonably ill, not just man flu or a slight heasache, but something requiring drugs and a sickie? Alt, when was the last time you were in hospital?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:31, 146 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning.
Are you obsessed with anuses?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 7:05, 110 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ANUSES

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:46, 100 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What are your views on nuclear power?
Good, bad or don't really care?
I've always been pretty against, as a general hippy principle, but we're running out of resources, coal gas etc, and solar wind and wave are pretty fucking useless. They may be viable one day, but at present they're shit.
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/344744/George-Osborne-to-give-the-ok-for-Chinese-nuclear-power-stations-to-be-built-in-the-UK
What do you think about a foreign power operating a nuclear facility here? Good bad or don't give a flying one?
Alt, I've some spare cash, what should I buy? I don't actually need anything, just something nice and wasteful.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 18:44, 166 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hey look over here, it's a new thread!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:48, 128 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Patter
Do you have it? Are you good at chatting to people or chatting up people?

Alt:
Hot drink woes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:11, 197 replies, latest was 11 years ago)