It's Boxing Day
How's the hangover? Did Father Christmas bring you that meccano set you always wanted? Regale us with tales of your day.
Alt: just how bad was the post-dinner argument?
Altalt: Describe just how much of a cunt Al is - with diagrams if possible.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 26 Dec 2013, 9:15, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Merry Christmas.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Dec 2013, 16:20, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

It seems gout might be my christmas present to myself. The tingling has started.
Teach me to eat liver and fava beans with red wine.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:01, 89 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Whilst it is the season of goodwill to all...
Al is a cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:00, 19 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hohohohoho noel hohohoho
Noel hohohohoho

hohohohoho

Hohohoho

hoho

ho

ho

festive Frank meltdown thread
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 11:17, 26 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
yeah hahahahaha

hahahahahaha

hahahahaha

haha

ha

ha
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Merry Christmas Eve and all that shit.
I'm off to Sainsburys to grab some Gaviscon since I've been awake with heartburn since about 5. Laaaavely.

Alt. Shit off. With jingle bells on.

Altalt. alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 7:47, 28 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Randy butter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:40, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:31, 95 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

ONLY 2 SLEEPS TILL CHRIMBLEBELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:13, 126 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hey it's raining a bit here

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:12, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I've never seen a 'Santa Claus Lane'
What have you never seen?

Alt: Who else thinks this whole 'man-flu' thing is an unwarranted sexist stigma that wouldn't be tolerated if the boot was on the other foot?

Altalt: Christmas cards. Who gives a fuck? If I'm not opening a card tentatively less piles of cash fall all over the place then it's not really worth the bother.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:12, 186 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:52, 131 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The defence minister said on yesterday's Andrew Marr show that Nigel Farage looked
"like somebody has put their finger up his bottom", she has a bit of a point. Who else has a bit of a point?
Alt, are you working on Christmas day? Volunteer or have to?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 7:39, 111 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Shut it you SLAAAAAAAAAG!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:54, 97 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good morning class.
Tickety-boo or not so pucker? For sleep patterns all over the shop, the past few days, I feel remarkably all right. Having a chavvy Weatherspoon's breakfast at the mo, the place is rammed for this time in the morning. Areb you planning any pub outings today? Tell OT please, and tell OT why your local is a place you enjoy spending time. The people? Proximity? Cheap alcohol, and a chance to destroy your liver and general health?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 10:19, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alroght

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:42, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hey let's paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaartay

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:48, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Well i can't ficking sleep
What can't you do?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:01, 22 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

so yeah

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:21, Reply)

alroght
What does today hold?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 9:33, 24 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:45, 22 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Afternoon fellow bears and non-bears
If your boss was also a member of this site without your knowledge, which current user would be the most likely culprit?

ALT: What's the best laugh you've ever had on here?

ALT2: What 12 thing would you send to your true love for Xmas?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:40, 61 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

this is how I roll


How do you roll? hahahaha, like I'm going to read any replies
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:50, Reply)

ChoCho Memorial BBC News link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25445748

Are you obsessed with staying young or are you going to grow old (dis)gracefully?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:42, 70 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:21, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The Expendabelle's
Looks like they are making a female-led spin off of The Expendables.
Who would you have in the cast?
I've got Sigourney Weaver, Linda Hamilton, Bridget Nielsen, and Geena Davis off the top of my head. Is Angeline Jolie too young?

Alt. What about that Apollo Theatre eh? They really brought the house down.

AltAlt. What other websites do you use to make your workday go quicker? I do enjoy Buzzfeed but I'm sure it's written by women or queers.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:22, 63 replies, latest was 11 years ago)