Vote Bez!
I see that Mark "Bez" Berry is running for parliament in some northern city.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/mar/19/bez-happy-mondays-salford-2015-election
Have you ever considered entering politics?
Who else do you think might make a good MP?

Alt: I'm going to a funeral this afternoon. Know any good jokes I could tell to lighten the mood?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:28, 185 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fuck this
Best TV comedy show/character/line ever, British and American. Go.

Alt: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AltAlt: /OT Battle Royale, who'd win?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:09, 181 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Price of pissing will be going up today, then.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26632862
Bingo duty down then, phew.
Alt, ties. Good or bad?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:22, 128 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

No train threads today :(
Alt: Morning
Altalt: Best sock based colour combination
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:08, 144 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well, today has been a wonderful day of camaraderie and "good old days"
what else wold you bring back?
Im going for 'kids not being cunts', 'corporal punishment', Nerds and sexy.

Alt. Technophobe or up to date? What's the latest piece of technology you own? Im shit, but I'm looking at tablets right now.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 17:10, 105 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

We learnt today that if Tangles was a pop star he'd be Marcus mumford
Which pop/rock/rap star would you be or should another prick lord from on here be?

alt: Who would you least like to meet from on here?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:37, 174 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So "Monty" is back
Speculate wildly as to what he's been up to
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:09, 152 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I got a fiver off Ainsley Harriot for moaning about his soup.
What have YOU got?

alt. Who would play you in a film of your life?
I would be hard pressed for better than Phil Mitchell.

altalt. B4sh gossip predictions
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:08, 13 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

If you could kill one person & get away with it who would you kill?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:54, 238 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

AB suggested I have a weekly surgery, as I' bored with real life sturr, let's make this a regular one, surgery is now open, and will be every Tuesday morning.
Right, pop your pants down please.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:23, 143 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fuck me, that Nick Grimshaw is a cunt.
Like a falsely upbeat Manc GayJason. What other b3tans can be unfairly and cruelly likened to unpopular celebrities?

Bonus points to anyone posting *that* Dozer pic and getting it on the populol page.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 7:52, 99 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Train thread, best of all the threads whoop whoooo!
Alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:42, 124 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

WELL THIS IS GOOD!!!
Art. Do you get it or not?
If it's all subjective, then how come I can't just put half an eaten apple in formaldehyde and get paid a million?
I like some art but not others. The Baltic was truly awful. Good job it's free.

Alt. Im away to Newcastle at the end of the month. When is your next trip away and where.

AltAlt. When was your last cinema visit and how was the film? Mine was Paranormal Activity 4, which was "alright"

Alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:38, 250 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Come on then!
Ahll fuggin knack the lorrer yaz

Tell me tales of your fights - be they physical or not
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:29, 205 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

New thread required more urgently than a dirty protest in Nando's
This whole missing plane malarkey. I know it's a bit bigger than your keys, but stuff just goes missing all the time doesn't it? I still can't find a pair of trousers that went missing in 2005. We haven't moved house so they must be there, but they're just not. Explain that.

What have you lost that's infuriated and confounded you? Apart from your interest in my Mum?

Alt: Unapologetic sport thread, who's going to win the Premier League/qualify for Europe/get relegated/laugh loudest at Manchester United.

AltAlt: This Jonathan Trott business in case the Rev is about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:28, 146 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning. Good weekend?
Otherwise, talk amongst yourselves.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 8:20, 128 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Sunday morning! Sunshine!
Regale your fellow B3TANs with tales of your epic Saturday night - the massive drugs/drinking spree/bird you pulled*/kebab you ate then vomited up all over the cat etc etc.
I found a lovely little pub in Leamington Spa that had some good(ish) acoustic music on and served excellent Amstel.
Alt: What are you guys 'n' girls doing today?
Altalt: I dunno - ludicrous speculation on the missing airliner? Why not, every news channel on the planet's doing the same thing

*Insert (fnaaar) YM jokes about here
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 10:32, 23 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

This whole Saturday night internet stuff is clearly shit.
I have food, a film & a sleeping daughter.

What do you have (apart from some dubious sexual claim about my mum)?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:27, 44 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Get you all, doing stuff.
Too busy to post a Saturday thread eh?
'Sup?

Im being a proper prole tonight and getting pizza with a burger in the crust.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 17:17, 16 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

My feet are hot.
Are your feet hot?

I have beer, I don't care what al thinks. Who don't you care thinks what about you? Eh?

Alt: best steve?

Altalt: F1 starts tomorrow! Yesssssasssssssa! Hamilton to win I reckon. I like raikonnen as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:31, 40 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Overtime cancelled for the weekend! No work for THIS cow

What has cheered you up today?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:34, 188 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

New thread.
I've just got to write a conclusion and my Bollocks Essay is, barring references DONE.
Other than MM, what have you nearly done?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:45, 143 replies, latest was 11 years ago)