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No train threads today :(Alt: Morning
Altalt: Best sock based colour combination
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:08,
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I'll start a train thread later Froggie don't worryAlt. Morning
Alt Alt camouflage, clear, mirror and black
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Peej, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:13,
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Thanks m8, Nakers is so unreliable these days.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:14,
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I drive into work so I cant do a Train thread sozAlt yep
altalt blue, and blue.
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I like to be edgy with ones with weekdays on them but worn on the wrong day(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:22,
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Haven't been on a train for at least a year.Alt: Morning all
Altalt: Entirely wardrobe-dependant. I'm looking for suggestions to go with my oxblood Loakes.
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If they're loafers you'll need some kind of massive twat to go with them.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:29,
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Must we play this cat and mouse game of 'what kind of shoes are they?'????? I am past caring now. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:40,
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Ham colour socks go well with a pair of Loakers.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:34,
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Morning FrogAlt: Morning
AltAlt: Morning
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:26,
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I wear tights or stockings for work. Occasionally a trouser suit merits popsocks, which horrify unsuspecting innocent menotherwise life is too short to match your socks. nobody sees them anyway. so long as they are a decent brand and colour, who cares? you've another identical pair at home somewhere
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:28,
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Some contradictions here in this post(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:30,
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People do see them and notice you might be a bit simple(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:31,
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nobody who counts sees my socks my jeans and shoes/boots take care of that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:33,
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Also this is bollocks as you went to great lengths to point out you managed to wear a matching pair the other day.I am beginning to wonder if your internet persona and the real life one might differ somewhat.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:34,
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I'm on a train right nowThe sun's shining and everything. I even have a seat, with a table.
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My train had wifi on, which was nice, didn't know they did that now.(, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:30, Reply)
This seemed to, although I was only on 20 minutes. Fascinating, eh?.(, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:35, Reply)
Once I had a table with a lamp, true story(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:31,
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In place of a train thread, have a song by the Carter Family about a train*www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvp7VNSdaBQ
Alt: Hi, how are you?
Altalt: Stripes of all colours
*It's not really about a train
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:29,
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Absolutely tip-top, old bean.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:37,
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today I'm wearing socks with 'Tuesday' on thembut haha it's not haha it's not even Tuesday! hahahaha what am I like, eh?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:36,
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You're like me when i said this just minutes agowww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2240822
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:37,
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The pair of you are subversive mavericks and I've requested that the mods monitor your activity in case things kick off(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:38,
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For what it's worth, this is what I imagine Bonzo looks like(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:10,
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I quite fancy just hopping on a train and going anywhere else right nowWho wants to stump up for it?
Alt: Morning slags
AltAlt: Black, unless you're from Boston, in which case you should kill yourself
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If you travel with me on the Southeastern rail network I can save you 33% as I have a GOLD SEASON TICKETThe down side is the travelling with me bit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:51,
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I'm thinking Ramsgate, we could go to the arcade and do 10-pin bowling on one of those very small lanes.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:54,
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Only blue ones, the red ones are made from squished up puppies, hence the name(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:57,
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black like my bruised soul and the cupboard where they kept me and fed me pins, pins, PINS(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:07,
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A man who lives a few doors up from me plays bowls, he wears a green blazer, grey trousers and white socks.It's a strong look. Or as my nephew would say #TOOSTRONK
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:56,
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Why do people keep posting this all over facebook?Why are you posting this here?
What the hell is going on?
Where are my slippers?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:04,
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Because I had them in my list of "People I could Kill and get away with it"and some other fucker did it.
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Peej, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:05,
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Sporters mentioned that on FB last nightHe said it was "a hard watch", which presumably is the timepiece equivalent of Stone Cold Steve Austin
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I assumed he meant he was wanking while watching it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:07,
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Honestly, getting a bongle on these days is so hard(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:09,
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its you age mateIts also why your wife cant look you in the eye anymore and often glances at the teenage son of the next door neighbour
HTHs
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I think that was the best episode of the seriesProper tense and the burnt walkers looked fucking cool
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:14,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:24,
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So you do look like Dave Gedge?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:27,
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I have dark blue socks with pink stripes today :)(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:04,
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Is this a boarding school dorm room thing?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:08,
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I don't know, I only went to an all boys grammar school :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:09,
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Were you 'sock buddies' with any of the other boys?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:11,
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Is that what first attracted you to the biscuit trade, Paul?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:14,
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I like the cream filled ones best, dunno why(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:15,
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No, it reminds me of the spunky biscuits we were alluding to just now, but thanks for your attention to detail and bothering to read the previous posts.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:21,
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Having read it I see it was a soggy biscuit reference. Thanks for the correction.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:28,
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I will call you a prick to your massive smug face too.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:28,
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Really? are you sure? It's almost like that was the joke in the first place(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:22,
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My metro was not only on time, there were pretty ladies to look at tooso I watched Hannibal instead
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Morning!
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Black/blue/grey
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:09,
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I though you asian gentlemen went around in bare feet but have sandals for special occasions.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:14,
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Boots or trainers only for this cow(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:15,
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I'm boredIs it time for a new thread yet or should we just lay into Dozer?
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Why can't we have both?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:13,
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An entirely new thread dedicated to slagging him offwould be cruel, hilarious and most importantly, far too easy
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When are we getting a tram thread you southern softies?Any colour/s matching or odd. They're like undercrackers, what you don't see you don't need to wash.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:15,
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You'd be the only one posting in a Tram thread, old timer.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:18,
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sometimes i ride the trolley car all the way to the amusements on the pier, reminds me of Mable and the summer of '46she loved it up the shitter
*sigh*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:21,
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M & S grey socks with the purple grippy stripes on the soles. M & S socks ain't what they used to be. Robert Palmer's less su.....zzzzzzz.
DLR was chock full of minge this morning. Some of it was white.
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I'm over that now. I sit facing into the carriage. More leg room for my leg. (, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
As DEAR Larry Olivier said"Get the shoes right, Dozer is a prick."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:21,
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