Is George! Elliot Rodgers?

(mankwhistle, Sat 24 May 2014, 22:55, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So who has created @TimStilton to follow some of us on Twitter?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 24 May 2014, 20:46, 9 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Been shopping
And had a nap. I'm now thinking that a nearby Turkish restaurant and the pub might round the day off nicely.

What are you doing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 May 2014, 19:10, 18 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Afternoon arse armadillos
It’s pissing it down here, so I may just open up a few payday cans and watch a film.
I have found a website that has almost any film that I can think of on it, but having already seen them I just keep looking for something I haven’t seen, any suggestions?

Alt: What’s the best way to spend a rainy day?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 13:02, 38 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I think UKIP's PR problems could be solved with a catchy slogan everyone can get behind
How about "Wipe until you see blood" ? Hard to argue with that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:10, 51 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What was better TFI Friday or Don't forget your Toothbrush?
alt: Songs that make you nostalgic, this is not an invite to try and out obscure everyone else you music pricks,
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 15:08, 151 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There's a woman in my office who ends each sentence loudly in an increasingly singsong manner as if she's in a fucking opera or summat
As in "Okay thanks, seeEEE YOOOO LAYYTAAHHHH!!"

What are the worst crimes committed in your workplace?

Alt: What do you do that might piss other people off that you remain blissfully unaware of? You might have to guess here.

Altalt: What's for dinner tonight?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:05, 57 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So McBeef said he'd send people to 'an AIDS-infested Nigerian prison, for life, dressed in full drag'.
What is your idea of hell on earth?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:07, 132 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good morning my little cuntmonkeys
I have some cbeese on toast for breakfast, though I believe Eggs Benedict to be the finest breakfast of all time. What is your most favouritistest morning meal? Or the worst thing you've ever eaten before lunch?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:09, 170 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'd really like to congratulate you all on your contribution today to the shittest part of the Internet.
But I can't.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 19:55, 52 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Train thread choo choo! Payday tomorrow might get CANS
World Cup footy anyone care? Out at the group stages I reckon.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 17:20, 35 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well this is good, innit?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27525751

Not even heard of this fucker. Who else do you know little of? As in "celebs" that is..
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:28, 174 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:30, 146 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

NEW USERNAMES FOR BATTERED.............GO!!!!!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:13, 60 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

NO POLITICS CHAT
So my wife and my mum have had a row about me and aren't talking.

How do you deal with family rows?
( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:11, 144 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Come on then. Who's voted?
Are you pro or anti Euro?
Personally I think the more the merrier but we will keep our pound, ta.
There was also another person with my name registered next door. Doubtful.
NO VOTING BOOTH SELFIES
Much on for this Thursday?
Im thick of data importing.

Alt. Pet woes
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:19, 71 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bad, working Sat anf Sun morning as we are 7 days a week now. Good. less time with sister in law.
Tell of your mixed blessings. Gentle poster.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 22 May 2014, 7:30, 153 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

When did you last see the BBC waste resources on something so stupid as an article like this?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-27503531
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 May 2014, 23:38, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

My lovely sis in law is down this week, the vegan, teetotal chainsmoker, who considers angel healing and feng shui viable sciences. We're taking her to a barbecue, there will be 4defined grills.
Meat, kosher meat, vegetarian and vegan. Ffs.
I'm getting drunk and enjoying myself, and will nomnom as much as I can. When did you seriously enjoy a piss up?
Really, really enjoy?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:38, 53 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Here's a question for you
Why is it alright to call someone posh, but not alright to call someone a pleb?

alt: what are you a snob about?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:29, 101 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Here's a question for you.
I've been waiting a couple of hours for somebody to do a job so that I can finish off something. It's not a difficult job, it's just a case of emailing me some login details that already exist. I've been waiting a couple of hours for them. This is a long way from being the first time. I hate being a grass, but I've felt the need to go over their heads.

If somebody's being shit at their job and it's affecting your ability to do yours, at what point would you stop having a go at them about it and consider it fair game to go to their manager?
( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:37, 96 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've just eaten a chilli burrito with black turtle beans that was so spicy I could almost weep
When did food last make you emotional?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 13:11, 135 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Are you clumsy?
A woman here in this office just spilt coffee over her laptop, and then spilt water on someone else's while trying to clear the first mess.

Alt: Wednesday right? Big golf thing on this week. You like golf?

Altalt: smelly food?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 May 2014, 11:15, 143 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fred West Problems
Are you a sadistic rapist of simian appearance? Did you commit suicide in jail?

Tell us about your Fred West problems.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:13, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

First World Problems
After having a fight with the clingfilm at the weekend I bought one of the posh ones in the plastic boxes. Tell me tales of your first world woes

Alt:
Small victories
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:02, 136 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning, i'm on hold with Paypal, have you ever been on hold?
alt: alroight
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 8:53, 63 replies, latest was 11 years ago)