Come on then. Who's voted?
Are you pro or anti Euro?
Personally I think the more the merrier but we will keep our pound, ta.
There was also another person with my name registered next door. Doubtful.
NO VOTING BOOTH SELFIES
Much on for this Thursday?
Im thick of data importing.

Alt. Pet woes
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:19, 71 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

of data importing
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:20, Reply)

duh
Thick enough to get promoted
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Tim: "Team Leader don't mean anything mate"
Gareth: "Excuse me, it means I'm leader of a team"
Tim: "No it doesn't. It's a title someone's given you to get you to do something they don't want to do for free - it's like making the div kid at school milk monitor. No one respects it"
Gareth: "Er I think they do"
Tim: "No they don't Gareth"
Gareth: "Er yes they do, cos if people were rude to me then I used to give them their milk last... so it was warm."
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:25, Reply)

It's like someone took his life and made a mockumentary out of it.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:26, Reply)

I aint no team leader, bitch
You just crack on selling pipes, yeah?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:27, Reply)

Yeah everyone believes you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:28, Reply)

NOBODY BELIEVES YOUR LIES!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:31, Reply)

What lies?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:31, Reply)

your lies about me :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Why are you replying to yourself?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Im on my phone
And hush!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:37, Reply)

How rude, I'm surprised, I thought you were better than that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Frog sells crack pipes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:31, Reply)

No, I USE crack pipes, he's such a flid

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:31, Reply)

'Member when it was considered rude to ask someone how they were voting? 'Member?

( Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:26, Reply)

it were back when garlic bread, member GARLIC BREAD? Member? Member GARLIC BREAD?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:27, Reply)

I didn't ask who for?
Pull yourself into 2014 Grandad.
Im guessing you're pro EU anyway
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:28, Reply)

I'm not so much pro-EU as I am anti-kneejerkreactionaryracistmotherfuckers, Jase

( Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:39, Reply)

but we could end up living next door to Romanians!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Somebody's got to, like all them queers, mate. G|ot to go somewhere
and apparently it's no longer acceptable to gas them all *shrug*
( Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:49, Reply)

My dad always used to indignantly tell me that it was between him and the ballot box how he chose to vote, whenever I asked him as a child
But then it became pretty clear to me as I got older exactly what his politics were.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Is that because he was a dreadful tory?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:31, Reply)

That's between him and the ballot box

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:34, Reply)

It's an unusual nickname he gave YM, I'll give him that.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:53, Reply)

She had a narrow entry but could hold a massive deposit.

( Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)

And every so often an old gentleman jammed a wooden ruler in her to clear the blockages.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

She'd wait in a curtained cubicle whilst people queued up round the block for their go.

( Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)

I hope they had their thumbs stained afterwards

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

You're not in Pakistan now, sporto

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

They had to close the local primary school for a day to accommodate her.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:06, Reply)

They employed a bunch of pensioners to empty her out once everyone was finished.

( Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I don't see why we're so keen to keep the pound.
Germany seem pretty rich
( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:27, Reply)

its a bit of a seesaw though isnt it?
Some are royally in the red
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Stupid ones

( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:29, Reply)

I haven't voted yet, but I shall do it this evening with the kids.
Do you mean the currency? I'm not against it in principle, but my grasp of economics isn't good enough to have a strong opinion.

Alt: I have never had a pet. This does not cause me any woes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:28, Reply)

That's because you live in nature
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Whut?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:31, Reply)

ha ha u liv in a yurt an hav yagert trowserz ha ha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:32, Reply)

oh stop it. you rehash old shit all the time

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:33, Reply)

No I don't, you are incorrect.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Everyone keeps saying don't vote UKIP and they're totally right, they aren't extreme enough.
BNP all the way.
( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:30, Reply)

theres people with lib dem flags up
Exactly what have you liked about them being in power this time round?
They bend over and take it like a man?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:32, Reply)

And yes im aware its for local elections this one but still
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:33, Reply)

My neighbour still has his lib dem sticker in the window of his Ferrari.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:36, Reply)

If you're going to choose a party that represents itself by choice with a wishy washy girly colour like yellow
then you're going to get what you vote for. Wetter than a seal's knickers.
( Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)

I havent voted as yet
ima have me some wine tonight then go.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:32, Reply)

I had to "lol" at the #AskJess Twitter thing for Jessica Ennis-Hill
"Can you sit on my face and pedal my ears like a bike?" being my personal highlight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Splendid.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:37, Reply)

I thought so

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:38, Reply)

'Who is playing you in the postman pat movie?'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:44, Reply)

the ukip one from yesterday was great too.
I do enjoy teh interwebz
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)

There was a brilliant football one a while ago for Steven Taylor, a NUFC player
#AskTayls

"If you were a professional footballer, what position would you play?"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Excellent.
And a fucking great idea.

She makes my *points downstairs* go funny.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)

bit personal, ons

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:37, Reply)

I'm going to vote UKIP just to piss off my lefty friends.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:42, Reply)

imma vote the bnp into power IRONICALLY

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:47, Reply)

LOL

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:48, Reply)

It's a protest vote!*
*it's a cover I use to distract people from my disgusting politics
( Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:48, Reply)

disgusting sexy
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:01, Reply)

politits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Talking about politics is fucking boring
HTH
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Never talk money, politics or religion at the table.
Because half the people will be bored to tears and the other half will have a punch-up.
( Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)

oh this^
I may have to kill a chap here in work. He's supposed to be taking over a load of scripting duties from me and he is as thick as mince
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Bit rude about Boyce, mate.

( Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:13, Reply)

He deserves it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:15, Reply)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:09, Reply)

LEts go to my new thread then :)
Its great its about family rows!
( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I'm pro french cheese and wine but anti french people
I'm pro a amalfi coast but anti wop

Etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Pro Aryan, Anti short, dark Austrian.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 May 2014, 11:09, Reply)

My children are very blond haired and blue eyed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Just like the entire local rugby team.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 May 2014, 11:15, Reply)