Game pie tonight :)
What has made your day bearable?
Alt
, most boring sport to watch or participate in?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:02, 222 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It turns out that Dr Bent Troll isn't the only thicky in the NHS:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-28166019
and that all those famous spies were actually shit and drunk:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-28143770

Are you any good at your job? Do you think you could do someone else's job better than they could?

Alt: Ever noticed the logo used on Lyle's Golden Syrup? Bit weird innit?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 11:04, 143 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Leon has finally been interviewed again, allegedly. Forget which entertainer is next on the nonce list, which politician?
Alt, Sunday plans? Thinking of breakfast at the moment, that's about as far as it goes.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 10:47, 26 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

HAPPY CANDLES THE LOVELY BATTERED
xxxxx

alt: who else is lovely? YM doesn't count
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 17:20, 67 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Pissing down with rain here - won't be going to the Godiva festival at this rate.
How has the weather changed your plans dear B3TANs? Will you be postponing that barbecue you've been looking forward to all week? Tell us the tales of your weather-related woes.
Alt: Think of your own, what am I, YM?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 8:36, 22 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

We'll drink tequilla and look for seashells - now doesn't that sound sweet?
alt: whisky chat

pricks
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 20:14, 14 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

This is for you guys xx
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fpjuoKhfJo
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 16:47, 36 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Anyone left?
Weekend plans?

Alt:
Longest you've gone without....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:48, 61 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright

( Kroney, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:47, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

So Battered was right.
What else has surprised you today?
( Peej, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:07, 138 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So Al is back in the land of his ancestors today
Where were you born? Have you always lived there? Where would you like to live?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 12:51, 191 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

How many years do you think Rolf will be sentenced for?
I reckon 5.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:17, 122 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning!!!!
It's only fuckin' Friday! Are we going to be better at internets today to make friday go quicker?
#IndepenceDay is trending on Twitter. Yes, with that spelling. When did you last facepalm?
alt. Weekend plans?
altalt. Breakfast plans?
altaltalt. Title of a fellow B3tans Auobiography.

GO!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:34, 77 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

When did you last...
Experience anger?
Get pissed?
Regret something you said?
Get a shag?
Find something surprisingly easy?
Buy a gadget?
Sell something?
Post some stupid question on the Internet?

Feel free to not answer any of this bollocks & call someone a cunt instead.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 19:52, 49 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Have you all headed off to Twitter?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:03, 113 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

New QOTW vote
5.9.83.79/board/11086717

not that we care.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:17, 15 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've had a piss easy day so far,
We're supposed to be fire alarm and smoke detector testing and maintenance, but no one told the building manager so we are reduced to just pressing the test buttons on everything as no one has keys for the plant room or crawl space.
When was the last time your life was improved by someone else's stupidity?

ALT: TWEET ME A PICTURE

altalt: are you afraid of clowns or anything else stupid?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:07, 42 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Earlier I witnessed someone shit themselves as they walked out of an off license.
Part of me laughed, part of me felt sorry for him. When did you last have mixed feelings*?

*something HILARIOUS about my mother obviously need not be mentioned.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:05, 42 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

is Al still a cunt then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 17:57, 85 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

COME ON TIM!!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:12, 16 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So how have you been celebrating National Shed Week so far?
Alt: which is the worst (other than here) site on the internet?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:24, 110 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

A client at work has just said her son is "kind of on a long holiday", insinuating he's in prison.
What's the last white lie YOU told?
alt. What would YOU advertise on B3ta?
altalt. Which 80's celebrity would YOU bring back and subsequently Yewtree? Im going for Bob Carolgees.

Yer.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:32, 207 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

23 days of off topic left

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:00, 160 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I want to get Google glasses. Would you buy them?
Alt: what are you having for supper?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 20:26, 35 replies, latest was 11 years ago)