Is anyone looking forward to the new Aphex Twin release?
And Monty, Aphex's best track is not didgeridoo. You silly old fool.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:36, 74 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm SO tired :( Im too old for clubbing.
What's the worst hangover you've ever had?
alt. Where are you all?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:53, 47 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hey guys!
'Alright'!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:54, 39 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

why is it so shit on here today? come on, wake up
i have 4 different milka bars for the hordes at work, some salty caramel almond toblerone, some white toblerone, and some chocolate covered almonds. and some decent valor chocolate for the team. but... the oreo milka should be illegal. do you like decent expensive stuff, or are you secretly more of a pleb?

alt: what will scotland do on thu?

altalt: what colour is your toothbrush?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:33, 103 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Wakey Wakey!
Hands off cocks, on socks..

Tis Monday, so, good weekend/busy week type thread?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 7:27, 89 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

went to see Cavy and some comedians last night
up in Birmingham. Good night out, would do again. Also got rat-arsed and crashed on a couch. What did you get up to?

In a bit I have to get my shit together and get a train back to London. I have to take a gassy semi liquid shit somewhere been here and there too. Sunday plans?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 10:38, 61 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

WHOA...
Hang about
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:14, 80 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yes mate
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Harvey
( wanderlust, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 3:23, Reply)

This is the time to tell you - yes, YOU - that I'm fucked off with computer stuff
It appears that I've managed to delete 6 months worth of work and this is because I have hoofs rather than hands and enough IT knowledge to work b3ta only.

When I was at school "computers" were regarded as about the same as Domestic Science (cooking).

In short - I'm a fucking mongy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 18:52, 28 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Celebratory train cans! What are you celebrating?
Is al dead? Is Rory dead? Who else is dead?

Altalt: pies?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 17:24, 49 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

CRAIG DAVID THREAD
1. Craig David all over your _________? Can you fill me in.

2. What's your flavour? Tell me, what's your flavour?

3. Are you 'chilling' on Sunday?

Selecta
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:00, 119 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Great news!
Ian Paisley has died!

He was a prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 12:55, 86 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

BUM THREAD
We nearly all have a bum, we use them for doing big plops, sitting on and putting willys in, but what else do you use yours for?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 8:31, 251 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Thread Rush !!!
Do you like Canadian rockers rush ? Music chat !!!
(Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 8:30, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Friday morning 'alright' thread.
Alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 8:16, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Another one bites the dust...
m.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29170107
According to his son he was only unemployed a couple of weeks in sixty odd years. Good one. What''s the longest you've been on the dole for? How would you get people back to work? Job sharing? Cutting immigration? Euthenasia? Or are we just destined to have a large amount of benefit claimants?
Edit, just for frog, breakfast? Weekend plans? Favourite pet?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 7:40, 10 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 7:29, Reply)

up yours thread

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 6:22, Reply)

Greetings Earthlings. It's the Fan - Dabi - Dozi Threadaroo !!!!
Gosh I'm upset today. Are you upset ? Tell uncle Gayham why you've got tiny tears today.
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:39, 69 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What is happening in the wild world of bafr? I can't be arsed to look.
I can't be arsed with much at the moment. Are you feeling a bit meh, lazy twat?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:19, 124 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

After Noon fellow B3tans.
Im sick of hearing about Scottish Independence. Where do you stand? What if they make a proper go of it, will Wales be next?
What are YOU sick of hearing about, aside from MM and my posts?

Glorious weather again, how's your Thursday panning out?

alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:48, 137 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright I'll give it a go
Have you ever talked to someone on the internet that didn't come across as a sweaty hairy-palmed perv?

alt - Ever been in a band/shagged a band member? Mr friend fancies the pants off Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. I don't think she'd look twice if he wasn't in a band.

If those don't do just talk amongst yourselves.
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:11, 139 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Can't believe it's been 13 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers, it still freaks my nut out to this day.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:11, 47 replies, latest was 10 years ago)