What is happening in the wild world of bafr? I can't be arsed to look.
I can't be arsed with much at the moment. Are you feeling a bit meh, lazy twat?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:19, 124 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Truth be told, I am now
I can't really be bothered with this afternoon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:20, Reply)

I am out with some crazy Aussies tonight.
*fears*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:20, Reply)

I'm not out until Monday
;o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:22, Reply)

I was watching Nakers touching some kids on their gunts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Fat kids ent sexy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Old Memes was yesterday

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)

THAT'S NO MEME!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:37, Reply)

sh1t thread

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:26, Reply)

Shall I delete?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)

I can't be arsed to reply. I can't be arsed with much at the moment. Are you feeling a bit meh, lazy twat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)

Terrible bullying
www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/news/a595962/the-enemys-tom-clarke-reveals-depression-quits-twitter-over-bullying.html#~oPzhyvkGQ6iBUP

I thought "rock stars" were supposed to be nails? Blooblooing emo prick.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:40, Reply)

never 'eard ov 'em

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)

LOL
One of their dads threatened a friend of mine with omgreallife violence over a bad review.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)

You should "tweet" him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:47, Reply)

I can't now, can I?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)

you can in 6 months, that's the time it takes to recover from a flounce, just ask Richard

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Careful. He's very delicate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:01, Reply)

I might have done something stupid.
m.houseoffraser.co.uk/Ted+Baker+Weyling+regular+fit+tweed+textured+check+jacket/196226718,default,pd.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)

might sure
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:45, Reply)

Gets getter.
m.houseoffraser.co.uk/null+Hull+herringbone+flannel+suit/HullSuit_Blue,default,pd.html

There is that as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:47, Reply)

This one is MUCH nicer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)

This one.
The other will make you look like a Geography teacher
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:07, Reply)

If you wanted to show your support of Scottish independence via the medium of 'jacket' that's the one to do it in

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Nice to see you growing into your middle age gracefully.
Loser.
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:49, Reply)

You could get a nice suit for that amount of coin.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Yeah from some bundle of kike suits left at Belsen you yidgyypo.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Shut up you fucking spaz.
At least I don't shop in Pimp @ Baby Gap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)

I am wearing a suit. This morning I have a meeting with a private equity company.



(Bollocks., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:45, 2 Replies)
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)

HoF are doing a trade in.
Take in an old suit and they'll give you a hundred quid off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)

CSFTTT.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:54, Reply)

?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Can't say fairer than that then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)

On the plus side, I haven't shelled out for either suits yet.
They've put them to one side for me to sort out tomorrow.

Advantage of this is that I can take in an old suit and save a hundred quid, and the tailor will be in tomorrow so I can get a few adjustments made.

So still time to change my mind on the tweed!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:01, Reply)

Ditch the tweed.
The herringbone is nice.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)

I am starting to think that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)

WWND?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:06, Reply)

I've not worn a tie since I fucked off the doctoring, which is great, I'm not a fan of suits and that bollocks.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:06, Reply)

By few adjustments
You mean add a bit of material to the waist band right?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)

No.
Shorten the sleeves a touch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:06, Reply)

Have you considered
lengthening your arms instead it would save you time in the future
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:12, Reply)

bored now bye

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Grief that needy meatsnake should stay away 4eva.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:06, Reply)

lol deletion

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:06, Reply)

He's a bit upset.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Upset wheelchair bound dribbling spastic

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Please circulate this to all your deviant colleagues. I trust they will accept jc, as their saviour.
www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5003/5003_01.asp
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)

This is "a bit shit".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:28, Reply)

Do a thread, Stunned Poster

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:28, Reply)

I feel rotten.
Just been on a company team building sailing trip.

I am very much looking forward to sleeping in my own bed and not in a room with 18 other people.
( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)

*insert obvious seamen joke here*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:41, Reply)

None stop boating banter.

( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)

#boatzbantz

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)

It was on the Good Ship Venus. ....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Teambuilding, jeez, how to dislike your colleagues even more.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)

^ unpopular employer

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)

To be honest they were all really funny and a good group.
It could have been far, far worse.
I just wish I could stop swaying :(
( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)

did you Roger the cabin boy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:50, Reply)

no.

( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:51, Reply)

* does drinky hand *

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:50, Reply)

bit tackedless

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)

I was offered a week long sailing 'team building' holiday with my colleagues
We all turned it down. The MD was miffed we weren't enthusiastic about it. We didn't care.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:53, Reply)

lom?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:56, Reply)

isle of man

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:27, Reply)

You love man?
Bit gay m8
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:31, Reply)

I didn't really have a choice in the matter.

( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:57, Reply)

You could have said 'sounds bent, I ain't going'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 16:59, Reply)

"I'd love to but it's my nan's funeral"
"Again?"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:00, Reply)

I tried that.

( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:00, Reply)

The Crystal Maze is on.
They are on their was to Ocean Zone!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:02, Reply)

poor bastards

( wanderlust, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:05, Reply)

Nto saying these chaps were "a bit gay" but

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:11, Reply)

better by you than me

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:28, Reply)