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That's the thing, we don't need a new computerI just fancy an iPad (or Macbook Air, if we're talking about an actual computer)
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Very powerful computer for less than £500It's probably 2 or 3 times as powerful as a mb air and has a terabyte hard drive. (Which is big)
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There's no monitor thoughyou'll have to use one you already own or buy a new one.
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Just had a look at the SpecIf I had the money, I'd buy that today.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:37,
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Kneel!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:34,
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Just in case you scan back up here,I don't think you've been given the appropriate credit for this, take three points
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It moves really slowlyand occasionally bites you if you poke it.
And over winter it disapears and you think you've lost it, but then in spring it comes back and bites you again.
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My aunty had one that followed her everywhere(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:40,
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Everywhere she went, in this big office they worked atthe terrapin would just change his direction and start walking towards her.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:13,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:29,
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POIDH(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)
I thought that was rather witty.Because the 'your mum' meme really is too easy and obvious, and is one Al is prone to using. Thus what might have appeared to the terminally simple as my actually using the 'your mum' meme, was in fact a satire of said usage.
I'm wasted on you cunts, I really am.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:55,
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Bit of a swollen jaw but no bleeding.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:02,
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Sorry got distracted and had to have an argument.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:10,
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Ah, good.Do wish her well from me, and say Hi to Steve Harris from Iron Maiden (ask her to check Facebook, I was being very witty)
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Will do. Not that I approve of Iron Maiden humour.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:29,
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Two thingsIf you have to explain a joke then it's not funny. And doing so makes you look like Chompy, a look only Chompy can wear well
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I didn't think I was going to need to explain it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:14,
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You should know your target audience enough to know in advance that this would not be the casePersonally I'm still trying to decide whether you really did mean to infer that Al is in no position to deem a meme boring with your original post, or whether you realised that you were letting yourself down and backtracked quickly. In either case two things are true; a) it really was very clever, and b) it was too subtle for us mongs
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I am not so utterly patheticthat I would retrospectively pretend to have made a joke when I hadn't. Please be asssured of this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:35,
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Consider me assuredI think you just called 75% of the board utterly pathetic
Not ME, obviously
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