I'm in spinal agony
and my flat is a tip but my back hurts too much to do anything about it. I can't even change the bed.

Bah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:30, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What did you do to yourself?

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I periodically suffer
but what has caused it this time was throwing my daughter in the air and catching her yesterday morning. I felt it 'go' and it's been getting worse ever since.

If only I had access to some kind of drug used in the Victorian era as a dental anaesthetic. That might help.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Just so it gets to work on the affected area faster
Consider having it blown up your arse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

As a seasoned arse-blower
I can attest with some knowledge that it's not the most practical of methods of ingestion.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

What have you done to yourself?
Overenthusiastic Lord's Prayer Wank?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

One has to suffer for one's art.

(Cave Duck, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Particularly if the neighbours are to hear the WORD of the LORD.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Has Lusty been too rough with you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

*struggles to not tell salacious anecdote*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

'A gentleman never tells,' my arse...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)

A great many gentlemen, and some not-so-gentlemen
have 'told' your arse a great deal over the years, I'll warrant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Ooh, I'll bet they have!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)

how could he tell your arse anything?
its an arse, it won't hear....
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)

It learns from experience.
Painful experience.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

You'd be surprised
After all these years of abuse, it has susprising acoustic properties!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

So it's not just your hair that's flappy?

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)

The boy's rectum is as ragged as a windsock at Biggin Hill.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)

What can I say?
If you're still planning to get your cabbage crate up there today then chocks away!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)

'choc's away', more like

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Oh, very droll sir, very droll.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Madam, you should behold my monumental bumgrapes...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)

You should make port out of those muthafuckas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Just please, please remove them *before* you try to tread them.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:51, Reply)

(You might never see your foot again...)

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:58, Reply)

... do I want to know?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I expect not.
Though most people are usually amused to shout at it and listen for the echo...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)

PLease stop killing yourself
with illegal drugs.

=(
( Kroney, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)