Where the hell is everybody?
I'm starting a generic evening thread, that should draw out some lurkers

What's your most recent win?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:12, 45 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

sympathy reply.
Mine was my results.

Okay I'll shut up about them now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)

thanks :)
I've not been on all day, so you can tell me about your results - what did you get?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)

I got a fucking ace score that means I've gotten into every course I applied for.
I even got a great score in chemistry.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)

YAY!
well done
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Found a fiver I didn't know I had in my wallet today
Was great for about 5 minutes, until it turned out I couldn't get my free lunch today, as the system was down, so that money paid for my lunch. Gay!

And I've just been removed by about 5 people on facebook, and I'm not sure why any of them have..m
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:35, Reply)

a free lunch system?
that's pretty sweet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Subway points system
Spend money there, use your card, build up points, 500 will get you a 6" sub, 1000 will get you a 12"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

oh, so you've not really missed out
just delayed the pleasure
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)

It's Subway, it was hardly delaying the pleasure

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Mainly irritated because I really could have done with saving that money

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

I know what you mean :(

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)

A few people have dropped me on FB
I just figure they're cleaning house of casual acquaintances. Fair play.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:32, Reply)

No win. Only fail.
Not only has my phone been cut off without reason, I now realise just how crippling my addiction to it is. It's been about 45 minutes and I am already fantasising about killing and eating the fuckwit that did this to me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)

delicious
is the only way you can fix it to phone someone?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Their "customer service" (HA! *spits*) department is only open until 9
The approximate time I got cut off. There is nothing on the website about customer service at all. The cunting fuckrags.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)

kill them with fire
then they will be ready flame-grilled
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I am so angry there is a very good chance that my eyes will shoot fire if I see them.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

got ten dollars today for giving a lady a ride home for work

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)

new job as a taxi driver?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Bollocks shitty wanking cunt bubble. That was shit Arsenal.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Was it?
Oh dear, that means the housemate and his friend will be in a bad mood.

*prepares self for football related rant when the pub shuts*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:54, Reply)

i want to spend the evening on the phone
instead i have to draft a shitty 8 page break report and a draft break notice before bedtime. then get up at 6am to do my hair for tomorrow's seminar and christmas drinks with clients. urrrrrrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

can't you invent an urgent case that will net you a night in on the sofa, blackberry off and no interruptions.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)

i am on the sofa
this is a plus. but i am so busy tomorrow that i risk missing the break deadline if i don't draft this tonight. with rent at 850k a year for the next 7 years if the notice doesn't go out, you can see why the client might sue the arse off me if i miss it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

have a spliff and relax 'mon'

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

don't like spliffs, although i'll do it if there's nothing else going on
i hate smoking. make it into little fairy cakes and cover it in icing to get rid of the taste and i'm in.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:48, Reply)

How does your client know what time you're going to bed?
God this site is slow today
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:48, Reply)

they don't
but i don't have time to do it tomorrow, and the break notice has to be served by wednesday - this means client has to have time to review my advice on the pre-conditions attached to the break option, decide to go for it, and instruct me based on my advice!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Do you advise them to get a pink laptop and those arse toning reeboks?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:53, Reply)

*pink tumbleweed*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Sorry 'Swipe
*pink face*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Actually, I have been playing quite a fun game of 'prod the idiot' on Facebook.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Oh come on
That's like shooting fish in a barrel.

(If your friends are anything like mine, that is)
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:53, Reply)

Not really
I only do it when someone says something both a) right wing and b) that they obviously haven't looked into properly. It's funny seeing them trying to argue with me when they obviously haven't a clue.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:56, Reply)

tell us more

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Some idiot is trying to support all the cuts
Every time I call him out on his ludicrously put together rants, and ask him questions, and point out how the cuts will affect him and his kid, he tries to take another approach. Then I call him out on it again.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)

some of the cuts are justified
a lot of them in fact.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Yes, but not the ones we were discussing

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)

He's not a Tory is he?
I can't stand Tories.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:29, Reply)

They're awful
all that decent claret
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)

He's not *really* a Tory
He's just your run-of-the-mill, thick, ill-informed twat.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)

I thought I broke a rib coughing the other day
But so far, my ribs are somehow managing to withstand the mighty attack.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:14, Reply)

My most recent win has just occurred
The latest announcement for Sonisphere includes Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax. Holy shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Alright crunchy
nice to meet you, hope you had a good night.

I have no recent wins I'm afraid
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)

You made it to Bristol and back without dying
That's some sort of victory is it not?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:31, Reply)