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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'll be very disappointed
if I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Oh you'll 'get it' alright.
Do they have postmen in Oirland?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Postman Pat!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)
MECHA-LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Is that good or bad?
I am still rather muddled.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Very, very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)
I imagine it's like a robot laughing
it's raw and rusted gears grinding over the unfamiliar tones
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)
That's what I thought too.
Whoa.
(Shit - it's 17:17! I should've left. Byeeee.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)
Fucking hell
*picks self off floor*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Apparantly so
I know it's hard to believe

*waits to get it*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)
They'd better!
I have something to send there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Is it 'the lot of them back'?
I do hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Fuck off with the irish hate,
I'll send you a nail bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)
I am intrigued
and curious. And you and berk are being mysterious
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Berk and I are totally fucking.
(sorry, Berk, for the massive lies)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)
Gossip right here!
You can claim 'massive lies' but I know the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)
Sadly I heard secondhand from the horse's mouth that he totally isn't into me :(
Made for a lot of crying for someone not that awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)
That's pretty shit
just berk now then?

Seriously though he's a fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)
My vagina is cursed, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)
Better cursed than haunted.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)
abandonned and tumbleweed inhabited
a ghost-vagina, eschewed by all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)

es
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)
Overgrown, damp and smelling of mould.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:41, Reply)
Samantha! You have to get out of here! YOUR PUSSY IS HAUNTED!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)
*shakes head*
Lampito my lovely little thing : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)
I'll be fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)
I'm pretty awesome, it's okay to be upset

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)
I believe Lampers used "chubby" to describe this one.
Therefore, if she was referring to you, she wins Understatement Of The Year.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)
She does understate things a lot
she used the term short to describe you for starters.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)
Is Wookiee short?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Are you easy?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Sorry
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)
It was good, I'll give you that.
Enough about the sex. That was not a nice joke :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:42, Reply)
buuuuuurn

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Is the Pope Muslim?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)
You're wider than I am tall, it's true.
I'm not sure that's enough to qualify me as short, though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)
Your shortness does that all on its own.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)
Hush you, or I'll tell your girlfriend you've been misbehaving.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:42, Reply)
I suppose if that were the only criteria
then this chap would also be considered short
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kareem_Abdul-Jabbar
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:41, Reply)
Mmmm....massive pies.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)
This time
you might want not to put an 'if undelivered please return to' address on the back, Moichael.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Your cards are marked

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)
*checks under car with mirror on stick*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)
You'll be in the fine company of Admiral of the Fleet The Rt. Hon. Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, KG, GCB, OM, GCSI, GCIE, GCVO, DSO, PC, FRS, né Prince Louis of Battenberg

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)
His was a boat
Airey Neave got the car bomb.

Good effort though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)
I was thinking more blown sky high

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)
I've been to his house.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)
Cor, did you teef anything?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)
I bet it was really dusty
He died in 1978.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)
Certainly not.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)
Sorry for projecting Barrys moral compass in your direction

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)
I should say so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:55, Reply)

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