someone that's funny, likes me for me, wants to be with only me
but apparently that's harder to find than fucking atlantis
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

if you weren't such a detestable person you might do better

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)

true
I should probably just go kill myself
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:35, Reply)

i agree!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

HAHA NAH I'm too fucking awesome to kill myself
maybe you should, tho
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)

yeah and im just looking for one fucking good one
and when i say 'where are all the good ones' some smart cunt says 'well YOU girls only go for the wankers'

err no. wanker tendencies are revealed only AFTER fucking, you know-all cuntlips
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)

you should at least try going out with someone who doesn't have a criminal record

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

in all fairness, im pretty much the dodgy one in all my relationships

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Yeh', but doing a CRB check first might be a bit OTT

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)

you should be able to get references
from past girlfriends as to their cuntishness.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:41, Reply)

Hardly an unbias opinion though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:45, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)

To be fair.
You are in a much bigger country than most of us, so you should have more chance of meeting your perfect match.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:35, Reply)

but I think you've got more people in yours than we do in ours

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)