I'm miserable today
Because a good friend of mine asked me out last night and I had to try let him down gently, now he's being all weird with me. Idiot.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

A sympathetic blow-job would have helped ease his pain.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

No, giving me a sympathetic blow job would ease his pain.
He would enjoy the amusing way I described it to him.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I lied and told him we were too good as friends to ever go out
That's not true, it's just that I struggle to think of a person I am less attracted to than him. There is no way on earth I would put my mouth on his junk.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

bad friend

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I know I am
But.... just nooooo...

He looks like JMG thinks everyone on QOTW does, but I know him IRL.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Far, sweaty palmed virgin?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Yup
Really hairy too. I do love him so much, I love talking to him about stuff and plotting world domination with him, but... just... no. Not ever.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

There's an obvious solution to this problem, and a method of preventing similar problems occuring in future
Be less hot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I've known him since I was 13
I was not an attractive 13 year old.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

8 years is a long time to have known someone and then suddenly ask them out
So attractiveness apart, he ought to be able to see your point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Yeah, but I only got hot at 15
Then I was with the ex until I turned 21. I thought he'd been flirting with me on FB chat, but I was hoping I was wrong. Yesterday was the first time we'd seen each other properly in 6 months.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Oh shit
That means he's likely been lusting after you from afar for 6 years and finally plucked up the nerve to ask you. No wonder he feels weird

I suggest you make him feel wanted in an incredibly platonic way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Fuck that, he'd prefer a sympathetic blow-job.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

fuck that leave the guy alone for a while at least.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

He started talking to me first

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

help him find someone but don't tell him you're finding him someone, good lord
nothing worse than saying "hey, why don't you go out with such and such, they're a nice catch"
nice slap in the face right there
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Too hard.
Just gonna let him retreat into WOW until he can be normal again.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Remind us how it is you're not attracted to this man?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

If I wanted a boyfriend, I'd want one like him
But attractive. And with a job. That didn't like prog music.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Hahahaha!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Christ you women are picky

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Tell him that,
it might make him look after himself better and get a job.
That or kill himself, either/or
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

"I don't want you to change for me."

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I don't want him to
I don't want a boyfriend, and if someone changed themselves to try get me, it would probably just freak me out.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I would do anything for love. But I won't do that.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

If someone has to change to be with someone else, what's the point?
I wouldn't fucking change to suit anyone, I wouldn't expect anyone to change to suit me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

That's the point I'm getting at

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I know
I'm agreeing with you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

On the other hand, if what you do is "never bathe or exercise"
Then change might be a good thing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Point

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Cataclysm is out,
I'm suprised he noticed you.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I like how you trialled this method extensively throughout your life to make sure it worked
before recommending it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Yeah man
I'm a trailblazer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Why not ask him over for a game of Risk?
You'll be able to have a 'plotting world domination' conversation in a fun way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Because I don't want him in my house until he agrees to stop touching me.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Aw come on. *sings falsetto*
"It's Xmaaas tiiiiime....suuuck on his beee-eelll eeeeendddddd."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

What about this hunk of a man?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

That's a studly hunk of manflesh right there

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:20, Reply)

How can she be sympathetic?
It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Haven't you heard, it's the throat that counts.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Well done Sir.
*firm handshake*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

That wasn't my hand - but thank you very much.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)