I am a miserable cunt because..........................
I was born this way. I couldn't even manage chirpy when I was on drugs. I was emo waaaaaaay before it was invented and once I cried because I saw a poor family in the street and felt sorry for them. I only truly feel comfortable when I'm wearing black and I quite enjoy my own company. Oh and my mum said that when I was a toddler, I would only use the black crayons to draw.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:04, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I enjoy your company too

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Thanks hon : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

*there there*
*Waves!*

Aftenoon Blousie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

*waves*
Afternoon Jeff.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)

You okay?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Yup! still rocking the snot theme but looking forward to time off work.
Last day tomorrow : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

You sound like Mother Theresa.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

To be honest I was in full throws of depression when I cried at the poor family.
But it's all true.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Did they really smell that ghastly?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

They were across the street from me.
I was only 19 at the time but remember it quite clearly.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

You should have locked yourself in your room,
....played Joy Division at full volume, and gone on hunger strike. (Apart from crisps and biscuits.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I spent all my time in my nana's upstairs room listening to Bowie's Low album on her old fashioned stereo system.
Staring out the window and plotting my demise.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Think how different it could have been...
...if you had bought Boney M instead?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I liked Boney M : )
*sings*

Brown girl in the ring, tralalalala!
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

y M :) *sings* brown girl
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Hahaha!
Very good.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Sad snaps
I feel sad when I walk past homeless people
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I was emo a long time ago too
Well, I had the hair anyway...


( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:20, Reply)

No eyeliner.
EMOFAIL!
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)

That really is a beautiful jumper.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)

My parents were rather cruel to me
Although I was quite cute for a while... (just not here)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Oh, we had some right ones
My Aunty Alis used to send us a knitted jumper every year. I'm well pissed off that she died earlier this year before I managed to knit her a hideous jumper and forced her to pretend she liked it. She once sent my little sister a knitted neon orange pinafore.

She was pretty cool though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)

aw

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Was that your first day in special school?
sorry, but you do look a bit spesh there
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Well out of shot he's wonky grasping two crutches and has leg calipers on, so yes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Run Forrest!
"Ah luv yew retarded black guy"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

No badly-photoshopped imaginary brother?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Shut it, you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Christ, can no-one do small pictures today?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I don't know how to adjust the size
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

after the sadasd.jpg" put height="300" width="250" before the end of the brackets.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Nice one.
Having said that the bigger one was funnier.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Just think about Margaret Thatcher taking a shit or something.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)

POTD
mind-bleach required though
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I just realised there's a picture of me on Facebook
When I'm about 3, looking pretty scene.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Hahahahahhahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

you sir, are a marvel

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Haha, that just makes me think of this

CFB
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Aww, that's brilliant
But I just remembered we still haven't put up the posters for our missing cat. Whoops.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:49, Reply)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)

That's freaky!
Did you make that?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

naa
can't remember where I got it

probably Kitty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Be careful
You can get a lot of things from her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

don't I know it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

It was young master Crow I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

CFB
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

*applauds*

(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

*takes a bow*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

*archery shop theft joke*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)