You and I should form a band
It'd be the worst band ever, but only exist for a few seconds before we destroy our instruments and fuck off to the pub.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

RRRAAAAAAWWWWK!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Your missus can totally be a groupie

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I'll get her to make a sign.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Shit, this is gettin' professional now!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

It used to be all about the music, man

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:08, Reply)

We need Monty as our official dealer
and someone to get us all the brown M&Ms we could possibly need
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I am, to all intents and purposes, that roadie fellow in 'Wayne's World II'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Precisement

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Can I be a roadie?
I have a car and muscles.

I could probably sort you out with drugs as well.

Rings Monty.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I'd prefer you as our fixer/bodyguard
You seem resourceful and too much fun to be muckin' it with the roadies.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Ooo! I never thought of that.
I have the gravitas to pull that off.

I also know what kind of ladies you like : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Is that to me, or the whole band?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

You mainly.
I don't think the others are that fussy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I am too fussy for my own good really

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

She's making up t-shirts as we speak.
Hell, she's working on a whole merch stand. Bootleg recordings of anguished screams in warehouses. Keyrings made of shards of ex-guitar. Thongs with our faces on.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Love it love it love it!
Who wouldn't want a thong with our faces on?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

People with mental problems I should think.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Can my one have a cut out section
So that a lady's brazilian looks like my mohawk?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Why the sad face?
It's an AWESOME idea!
If I wasn't at work right now I'd totally 'shop up an example.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)

clearly it is brilliant and rock and roll and all
but, unfortunately, I just visualised it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)

"I Like This"
Perhaps there could be a cut out section for my beard?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Yes!
And I can use it as a screening process:
"Hello groupie number 87, whose face is on your thong?"
"Tightly's!"
"Go home and trim that shit. NEXT!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

who's got a really thin face for the back?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I'd have thought we'd have a pair each.
All three of our faces on one undergarment would be far too amazing for our fans to handle.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

ooo! can I join?
there are loads of instruments I can't play. On my computer desk, alone I have an ocarina, fife, recorder and flute. I can see my poor, neglected guitar from here too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

By all means!
Pick whichever instrument was cheapest, because our frustration at our own ineptitude will surely lead to it being deemed 'stupid' and thrown across the room.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

"I can't *DO* it!
It's obviously fucking broken. Fucking thing not fucking working. Argh, fuck it anyway."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

well the fife and the recorder are plastic
oo! I forgot, I have a plastic flute, too. And a wooden one. And a drum.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

This could be carnage.
I hope one of you has a big garage to store all of the broken kit in.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:05, Reply)

carnage
or musical GENIUS!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Almost definitely genius*.
*and maybe a soupçon of carnage.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Can I be the singer?
I miss being a singer and the bf is having none of my suggestion of being the new Peters & Lee.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

She even looks like you...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I look at you more like Sonny and Cher.
Or Donny and Marie. Or Barry and Paul.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

or Joey Deacon and Ernie Roberts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)