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Who would you stalk or want to be stalked by?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:38, 90 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

in a totally unrelated topic, I think I'm going to go see Black Swan by myself tonight.
have you ever been to a movie by yourself?

only thing that sucks is the closest place playing it is 40 miles away
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Oh totally
One Valentine's Day I found myself in Liverpool on a training course. I used to go to uni there, but most of my mates had left the city, or were busy with their partners that night, so I trudged over to the cinema by myself.
I ended up watching Final Destination 3, and I was the only single person in the half-full cinema.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Oh, I saw that one. It was well gross.
So, yeah, my friend wants to see it too but the place she wants to go to won't have it until January and I'm not waiting that long.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I've never been to the cinema by myself, no.
I can't remember the last film I went to see at the cinema, it was either Condorman or For Your Eyes Only.

I'm not a regular at the flea-pit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I make it about once a year maybe. It's not my favorite place. I love movies but hate uncomfortable chairs.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Me neither.
They're a fucking ripoff and I always went to sleep.

That said I went to see the Lemmy film with a bottle of Jack Daniels and A HOT CHICK and had a great time. Cinemas with bars in are so much more civilised. I used to like the Parkway cinema in Camden, they had a pianist playing silent movie music in the foyer, and I sat behind Bill Oddie when i saw Jurassic Park.

This is perhaps my most pathetic name-drop ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I have done it a few times
I don't see the problem with it.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:44, Reply)

see, I've heard this, I've never plucked up the courage though
I think that tonight is the night
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I don't think of the cinema as a social thing to do anyway
you sit in the dark and don't speak to each other.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

like every other night of the week....

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Indeed

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I've never been to the cinema alone.
But being alone sometimes is nice.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I saw Sherlock Holmes by myself
I quite like it personally
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Yesterday on Hollyoaks, someone was going through a phone on the show and it showed real numbers.
So we called them all up, but nobody awnsered, but we did leave a message for "Becca", who's name was down as 'nancy' on the show.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Does Izzy still appear in Hollyoaks?
She was proper fit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Nah', she was well nice though.
I always had a soft spot for Becca and Nancy. Cooor, sisters.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I've not watched it for several years.
Is she scheduled to return to the show at any point?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I don't reckon soo.
Becca deffo not, she's dead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Was Becca the blonde one that became a school teacher?
Went out with that gardener chap, Jack, was it?
( Kroney, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Yup, that's the one. The hubby was Jake though and her floozy was, I think, Jason.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Jack was the guy who owned the pub and got married to Jake's mum.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Oh yeah
anyway, she was tres boneable
( Kroney, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I wouldn't mind some nice attractive man stalking me
As long as it was in a nice way.

I would stalk Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and take lots of photos.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Please forward them on

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Hells yeah, you could come and stalk with me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I haven't got the time or the energy to stalk someone
all that hanging around outside their house...nah.

Perhaps I could be a phone stalker, but then I wouldn't want to run up a big bill. Perhaps they could phone me back?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Don't think I've got a crush on anyone that's great enough to warrant stalking
I wouldn't mind being stalked by Mila Kunis, but only in the good way that involves her 'bumping' into me before i get to work and giving me some delicious homecooked food, then hanging around until I finished work so she could shag my brains out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

That is SO my cousin in a beard.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I'd give Sophie Dahl a bit of a stalking, I think
not so much in her current skinny, midget-fancying phase but definitely a few years ago. Unless my special stalking binocs have a time-travelling attachment though, I reckon I'm out of luck.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)

She is SOOO swell.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)

She'd get it, Gonz
make no mistake.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

There are some women I want to strip naked, cover in carmel and nutella, and end up without an inch left on her body.
Then there are some women who I want to introduce to my family, walk around musiems and markets with and spend the whole night snuggled up on the sofa watching nothing on the telly and talking about every little thought that comes into my head.

And she's deffo both.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Careful Gonz
Nutella can be a right bugger to get off the cushions.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

In the 1980s I practically DID stalk Thee Hypnotics.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

BITD
I would have 'stalked' Betty Boo until her eyes fell out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Not only is she old enough to be your great grandmother
but she's also a cartoon.

That said, I had a monster crush on Penny off Inspector Gadget when I were a nipper.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Betty Boo from the She Rockers, you helmet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Nnnghnghnnhggh
*tugs collar*
( Kroney, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
does she look a bit like your mental-ex per chance?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Shit.
Slightly:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Bingo bongo!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Any fucking excuse to post that pic

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)

You lav it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Rather that than Beth Ditto sweating, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I was just thinking "doesn't he have another fucking photo"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I don't, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Woah.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

All you needed to do was pin the cover sleeve of "Boomania" to the back of her head and BAM
jobs-a-goodun!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

That's your baby's momma?
I'm guessing she doesn't look so good now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Looks are not her problem.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Aye, she's fat now

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

mum?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Nnnghnghnnhggh
*tugs penis*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Looks a bit foreign to me.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I can't dance, to that music you're playing....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)

BITD?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Back in the Day, young man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I don't remember that far back, I'm too old.
But I do agree that Alison Clarkson was more than fuckable, I wonder what she is doing these days?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

The cartoon character? what?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

No, young man, the pop performer and erstwhile MC.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)

There are plenty of celebrities
that I'd stare at in a creepy way if I ever came across them. Can't think of any I'd stalk, though I know someone who through some relation found out Brian Molko's address and used to wait outside
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Brian Molko?
Poor choice, Amberl's mate, poor choice.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

ohemgee i like totally think gonz is stalking me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Mace him

( Kroney, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Morning stars are better

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

And there is probably some lying around the flat as I've found everything else I could ever want in...
The Mystery Drawer
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

crossbow
it's what the cool kids have nowadays
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I wouldn't bother with the fallout dlc labs if you were considering it. It's shit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I would stalk the real Bobby Pires.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

and them eat him?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I might give him a peck on the cheek.
How are you?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

lol gay

( Kroney, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I reckon Monty should stalk this fella
www.b3tards.com/u/d428866fa3abf02a2e6a/haaw.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I wonder if it was a number Nein?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

How do you know I haven't been already?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

You wouldn't go to South London

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Dang. Rumbled.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Guess who I would stalk. Go on have a guess.
I bet you can't guess.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Haha!

(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

is it anyone called Jeff?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

It is THE Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

What, Capes?
Good call, Blousie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Hubba hubba!

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Are you going to watch the new Tron film?
or is he better in your head than on the big screen?
(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I was going to watch the new Tron film regardless of if Jeff was in it or not.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I need to see the original, I think
though I was shown the Light Cycle sequence by CTB...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:58, Reply)

This guy?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Nah, it's Capesy, blud. Trus' me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Is the stalker someone
who really likes pantomime, or two men in a fanatic suit?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)