omg haloumi is awesome
esp with hot pitta and the whipped tzatziki that they do at "as greek as it gets".

fucking new years resolutions. is it time to break them yet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You've made it to nearly the end of the year, so I'd say 'yes'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

haha
can you break resolutions you haven't made yet though? my january is looking pretty grim with what i have set myself...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Resolutions are for quitters.

Mine are
1. more drugs
2. more drink
3. more lewd and lascivious behaviour
4. treat myself to more records and clothes
5. kill and eat more children
5. more bullying
6. more fucking swearing
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Mine are pretty much the same as ever.
I'll try and find them from last year so I can laugh at how little I've accomplished.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

So are mine.
Apart from one new addition:

To commit 'the sin of Onan' at the counter of a fast food retailer at least once a week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

there was a place in stockport once
called "tasty fish". if it still exists, you should totally do it there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I'm on it.

EDIT hang on, that would mean going to Stockport. If I just post them a sachet of spunk do you think that would count?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Come to Stockport. Like, now.
My parents are out. I'm ready and waiting.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

It's against my religion.
If I cross the Watford Gap I will burn in the fires of eternal damnation.

Soz bbz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

s'ok
I'm back soon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

yup
god you would hate stockport. especially "grand central" where "tasty fish" is located (not that grand, and not even in the centre).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Apparently it exists still
It's near the hat museum. Lolololol.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Here mine are.
1. Lose 2 dress sizes
2. Take my medication regularly
3. Stop being an idiot in social situations
4. Hopefully meet a nice boy
5. Be nicer to people I dislike.

I'd failed all by June of this year. To cap it off I achieved 4, several times, and then it's spent the rest of the year biting me in the ass. And not in the nice way, either.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

It's not January yet.
CASE IN POINT, go forth and gorge. I expect you to be so hungover on Saturday that you can't move, let alone eat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

this i will probably manage to achieve
i bought some of donald trump's golden vodka in duty free, am looking forward to hooning that all night!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I'm going to do nothing but smoke when I get back to London
I have 2 and a half packs of amazing cigarettes. NOM FUCKING NOM.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

"Donald Trump's golden vodka"
simply HAS to be a euphemism for something stunningly wrong.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

it really isn't
it's a massive golden bottle full of neat vodka. how can something so right be wrong?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I don't bother with resolutions until about Valentine's Day
January is a write-off and my birthday is 7th Feb.
Feel free to adopt my approach to the New Year.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

maybe i should consider this
at the moment i have cancelled every single social arrangement i had in january (i normally go out every night, so this will kill me) and am planning to give up all booze, go to the gym all 31 days and stick to a 750 calorie a day diet.

it doesn't sound like much fun, does it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Nope.
I am going to walk more and eat less butter.
I cannot lie to myself by promising anything else until January and my birthday are done.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

You poof.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Absolutely no fun at all.
I'll bet you last less than a week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

-clears throat-
You are NOT going to do that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)

oh yes i will.... although i will hate it.......
i am very stubborn when i set my mind to something.

my other resolution is to go harley street to see a man about a boob job. i am fed up with the fact that the rest of me has shrunk satisfactorily following months of starvation and gym-hammering, but my stupid boobs have stayed resolutely outsized. i look like a trumpet and i hate it, bring on the B-cup!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I have had an opposite problem (or maybe the same?)
My boobs just don't grow. The rest of me has ballooned and I've stayed the same cup. My back obviously has grown 4 inches in 3 years :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

god lucky lucky you
i gain weight, it goes on my boobs. i lose weight, it comes off my legs/bum. i gain weight, it goes on my boobs. i lose weight, it comes off my legs/bum. lather, rinse, repeat until you are several dress sizes apart and can't wear dresses because you look as if you are breastfeeding.

i went out with my brother the other night and i was wearing skinny jeans with high heeled boots and then a push-up bra and t-shirt. he said, "you look like that strongman from the 'pink panther'" (this is a cartoon character with a massive top half and tiny skinny legs).

something has to be done about this!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

But, but, even though my tits are technically big, when I get naked they literally look tiny.
I guess this is a problem with my body, not with my boobs.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I reckon if you recorded all that time-lapse style it'd look fucking hilarious.
Especially if it didn't all occur symetrically. I'm on the phone to Trinny and Susannah as we speak.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

i see the purpose of my tragic life is to amuse you today
heartless unfeeling noel :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Sorry, nothing personal.
I am feeling atrociously playful today.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

it's ok
it's character-building for me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I'll pay you not to.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

i'm certainly going to check out the procedure/cost/how small i could make them
i might not go through with it though as i am a total wuss.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

A friend of mine has had a double mastectomy and reconstructive surgery.
If you do get to the point of electing to have a reduction, I can put you in touch with someone who has experience of being under the knife.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

a double mastectomy?
this might be taking my wish to reduce them a bit too far...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Are you thinking of reducing them 'one at a time'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)